As you sit at the dinner table this Thanksgiving, surrounded by family and loved ones, your hands will be clenched under the table, sweating and clammy, dreading the moment when the “Tell-Us-What-You’re-Thankful-For Circle”©IC3 2011-2013 finally reaches its way to your ungrateful ass.
That’s where WE come into play.
Obviously, you have to start with the basics, what everyone expects:
“I’m thankful for my mom, my dad, my grandma, for grandpa’s ghost, for the X-BOX, for the United States of the USA, for Dr. Pepper, for Dr. Pepper knock-offs which are sometimes even better than or equal to the real Dr. Pepper such as Dr. Thunder, Mr. Pibb, Mr. Pibb Xtra, the ill-fated Mr. Green from Sobe (it had ginseng! GINSENG!), for the lizard mascot of the aforementioned Mr. Green (with ginseng!) from Sobe,”
Et cetera, et cetera, et cetera, et cetera…
But don’t end there! No sirree! You’ve gotta go out with a bang and give your drunk aunt and future 16 and Pregnant star cousin (you know who you are, Miranda!) the “Tell-Us-What-You’re-Thankful-For Circle”©IC3 2011-2013 moment that they’ll remember forever!
So after your moving tribute to fallen soft drink mascots from yesteryear you can EXCLAIM that YOU are thankful for this DOUBLE-SIZED EPISODE of
! ! ! T H E I N C O M P E T E N T C O M I C C A B A L C A S T ! ! !
because much like this written episode desription, it is way too long, doesn’t make too much sense, and will make you smirk…but not chuckle.
Black Science #1
Samurai Jack #2
Pretty Deadly #2
Rat Queens #3
Brain Boy #3
Kick-Ass 3 #5
Afterlife With Archie #2
Deadpool Annual #1 / Nova #10 / Superior Spider-man #22 / The Walking Dead #117
Hosted by Jeff and Ian!
With special guest Doctor Fluxx from FEED IT COMICS! (www.feeditcomics.com)