Ultimate Facepalm Episode 66: X-Force movie, Green Lantern colors and a depressed Hideo Kojima

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NSFW!!!

VERY French beginning to the show! But don’t let that stop you from listening!

 

C Bomb UNSEEING The Wolverine

Perth’s Nexus Collectables Fair

G Money is starring in the next series of Kyle XY

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Dirty Blonde giving C Bomb dirty looks

Homeless dudes now have no excuse to being filthy if they are near a gas station

The Vandals are FAR superior to The Offspring

 

UFP CREW Questions

–          The airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow

–          Terrible people

–          Johnny Depp’s amazing “portrayal” of a Native Americans

–          Izzy “Al Jolson” Azalea

–          Go get yourself a burrito…. But not between the hours of 3pm to 5pm!

–          What we’d do all day if we were pigs

–          Our picks for WWE Money in the bank matches

–          Zimmerman Trial Verdict

–          The Lanterns from the Green Lanterns, their powers and what to read if you’re getting back into Green Lantern

 

NEWS!

Brazilian man killed by a cow falling through his roof

A sad, pathetic narcissist is trying to sue Gucci over his $800 manbag

 

NERD NEWS at 1 hour 12 mins!!!

–          Fantomex Max ongoing series by Andrew Hope and Shaun Crystal

–          Inhumanity by Matt Fraction

–          Marvel Knights returns!!!

Matt Kindt with Spider-Man

Brahm Revel with X-Men

Joe Keatinge with Hulk

–          Summer Glau in season 2 of Arrow

–          Actor’s likenesses in comics

–          TV Shows to be perpetuated in comic form

–          X-Force movie going ahead and to be directed by Jeff Wadlow (Kick Ass 2)

–          Hugh Jackman pushing for Wolverine to feature in The Avengers

–          Sharknado: It’s dumb

–          Adam Sandler attacked by the world’s most-liked Cheetah

–          Comic-Con backpacks hurt my brain!

–          Zachary Quinto asserts Star Trek 3 could be filming as early as next year

–          Johnny Depp to star in Alice in Wonderland 2 AND Pirates of the Caribbean 5

–          New Street Fighter 4 announced Evo 2013

–          Ducktales Remastered to be released in August across the US

–          Hideo Kojima depressed by GTA V

–          New Peter Parker: Spider-Man 5 issue mini by David Morrell (Rambo)

–          Red Sonja by Gail Simone already in 3rd print (ie GET IT NOW!!!!)

Alternate Reality – Episode 365

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Alternate Reality – Episode #365

The crossover bonanza continues as Jon and Charlie are joined by the guys at Definitive Geek once again; this time to talk Star Trek: Into Darkness.  This movie, the latest in the rebooted series by J.J. Abrams, caused some division amongst our movie review panel.  All liked the movie in places and all had problems in places but the degrees of the satisfaction, or lack thereof, and the subject of what caused it were all heavily debated.  The conversation was furious and last a whopping 1 hour and 45 minutes.  So set you phasers to stun and get ready for our review of Star Trek: Into Darkness!!!

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Two True Freaks! Episode 160 – Star Trek ’09 – A Two True Freaks Movie Commentary

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In the first of a trifecta of movie commentaries, the Freaks take on JJ Abram’s Star Trek from 2009. Hear from moment to moment what the Freaks love and hate about this “re-imagining” or whatever the hell you call it, of the original Trek crew. Don’t expect them to take a dump on it Dark Knight style, but this is no love-in, either – the Freaks do have some serious issues with this one. So sit back, pop in your DVD of Trek ’09 and listen to the Freaks eat, gripe, burp and sometimes even praise their way through this blockbuster hit – all in front of a live audience of Scott’s kids!

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Two True Freaks! Episode 90 – Star Trek Monthly Monday #14

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The Star Trek is piling up! This month, The Freaks relive the first appearance of Harry Mudd in the Classic Original Series lady-laden episode — “Mudd’s Women”! Then they head under the sea to learn if Orca Stayfree LIKES PIKE! DC Comics’ Star Trek #8 provides an origin story for the half-Romulan Lt. Saavik in a story that leads up to the events of Star Trek III: The Search For Spock. And finally The Freaks welcome aboard Adriana Ferguson of the SUPER FUTURE FRIENDS PODCAST for the debut of their new Star Trek : The Next Generation episode review feature! This month, it’s “The Naked Now” in which Geordi infects the crew with a bug that makes everyone wig out! Wesley gets obnoxious, Picard gets annoyed, and Tasha Yar and Data get busy!!

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The Two True Freaks STAR TREK 2009 ReRun #2 – ‘First Impressions’ Movie Review!!

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In honor of the DVD Release of J.J. Abrams’ STAR TREK, this episode is a rerun that originally aired May 10th, 2009!!

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The Freaks give their SPOILER FILLED review of the new J.J. Abrams directed Star Trek movie. Is Kirk up to snuff? Will the continuity wonks be satisfied? CAN they be satisfied? Is it sequel worthy? Should you believe the hype? What is the CHEESE-FACTOR? Is Nimoy just beaming it in? Is it your daddy’s Star Trek? Believe it or not, these questions and many, many more are all answered in this rushed-out episode! Did I mention that this episode is especially SPOILERY? Remember – YOU WERE WARNED!!

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The Two True Freaks STAR TREK 2009 ReRun #1 – IDW’s Star Trek: Countdown Special!!

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Fuggedaboud Dork Reign! Screw Final Crapsis!! The Freaks have just read the REAL comic book event of the year!! Join ’em for an in-depth analysis of IDW’s Star Trek mini-series “Countdown”, the prequel for the much-anticipated and much-feared J.J. Abrams Star Trek movie!! Do the comics help to ease the feelings of dread that Scott and Chris have been feeling for months, or are they simply another cheesy pointless tie-in to make a quick buck? Should they now read the IDW Terminator: Salvation prequel mini? Join the Dorky Duo and find out if they are holding their breath or holding their noses!

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Two True Freaks! Episode 81 – Star Trek Monthly Monday #13

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Isn’t the saying supposed to be – “All the women want to have Kirk and all the men want to BE Kirk”? Apparently, this episode is going to prove half of that saying wrong with TWO tales of mentally ill women actually BECOMING Captain Kirk! One uses a mysterious alien technology in the original tv series episode “The Turnabout Intruder”!. The other employs ancient shape-shifting techniques to pull the ol’ switcheroo in DC Comics’ Star Trek issue #6!

And did I say that was all? Well, you are most definitely NOT excused, so sit your ass down and get comfortable for a trip below the sea to ORCA’S BOOK CLUB!!

And finally…brace yourselves and prepare your brains, dear listeners, for an EXPLOSIVE ANNOUNCEMENT! Star Trek Monthly Monday will NEVER BE THE SAME!!!! AHAHAHAHA!

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