Ultimate Facepalm: UFP 1st Birthday, Prisoners movie review and New York Comic Con

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We have officially turned One Year old! And with age comes wisdom…. But while we’re still waiting for that to come around, here’s the show.

 

Channel 10’s ‘Wake Up’ is now the latest disaster to arrive on our TVs

Love from our Crew and some favourite moments on the show

 

UFP Crew Questions

–          Potential Disney/DC crossovers

–          Confusing lists of Men

–          We explain the rules of “Knifey-Spooney”

–          DC Villains month wrap up

–          Comic recommendations

–          The future of UFP

 

Abysmal Hercules Trailer!

The man who donated Crystal Meth to flood victims

Sir Anthony Hopkins love letter to Bryan Cranston

 

Movie Review: Prisoners

 

Nerd News (@ 1 hour 7 mins)

–          Shit Nerds Never Say

–           NEW YORK COMIC CON!!!!

–          Plush Rocket Racoon now on Ebay for $110!

–          Miracle Man returns!!!!

–          Silver Surfer ongoing by Dan Slott and Mike Allred

–          Fantastic Four wrap up and re-launch

–          Secret Avengers by Ales Kot and Michael Walsh

–          Loki: Agent of Asgard by Al Ewing and Lee Garbett

–          Punisher by Nathan Edmundson and Mitch Gerads

–          Elektra by Zeb Wells and Mike Del Mundo

–          Ghost Rider by Felipe Smith and Tradd Moore

–          New Warriors by Chris Yost and Marcus To

–          She Hulk by Charles Soule and Javier Pulido

–          All New X-Factor by Peter David and Carmine Di Giandomenico

–          Marvel – Revolutionary War

–          Avengers Undercover by Dennis Hopeless and Kev Walker

–          DC: Five years later

–          Detective Comics 75th Anniversary: Frank Miller returns

–          Batman Eternal – Stephanie Brown returns

–          Green team, Vibe and Katana cancelled

–          Kevin Smith and Walt Flanagan Batman miniseries

–          Transformers/GI Joe Series by IDW

–          Greg Rucka: Veil by Dark Horse

–          Ant Man: Joseph Gordon Levitt or Paul Rudd

–          Zach Whedon on a Serenity follow up for Dark Horse

–          Watch Dogs delayed until Q2 2014

–          Australians excited about PS4, other next gens not so much

Ultimate Facepalm 82: The Canyons movie review, Fantomex Max & Hinterkind Reviews and R.I.P. Uncle Chop Chop

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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH WHATTA RUSH!!!

Back in fine form! Let’s get to it!

 

It’s almost our 1st Birthday! HUZZAH!

CJ Ramone is the Shemp of the Ramones

Val Venis’ Adult’s only Macarena

Tommy Dreamer’s wife looks like Mama Fratelli

 

UFP Crew Questions!

–          The price of living in Perth

–          Halloween in Australia

–          C Bomb loves his Motrin

–          Eating lobsters

–          Halloween costume ideas

–          How your birth signs will predict your health

–          Higher learning got us where we are (jealous huh?)

–          Qatar gives the world another reason to hate them

–          Vanilla Ice give the world another reason to hate him

 

NEWS!

 

Exploding tattoo business is booming (pun INTENDED!)

This week in death: R.I.P. Mark “Chopper” Read, Tom Clancy and Phil Chevron

Chevron needs to know your vagina’s history

 

Movie Review: The Canyons

 

NERD NEWS!!!!

–          Masters of the Universe Movie delay

–          I Frankenstein trailer

–          Punisher fan film shut down by Marvel

–          Will Ferrell shills whats left of his soul

–          New York Comic Con

–          New Image series Outcast by Robert Kirkman and Paul Azaceta

–          Dynamite and Dark Horse to crossover Conan and Red Sonja

–          Who is Jake Ellis has now been optioned for a movie by Fox

–          Manapul and Buccelato to take over Detective Comics

–          Fantomex Max Review: 4/5

–          Hinterkind Review: 3.5/5

–          Watchdogs WiiU ahead of the curve

–          First looks at Beyond: Two Souls

Dr Who 50th anniversary simulcast , M Night’s Twilight Zone reboot and Eiichiro Oda: Get well soon!

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Alllllllllllllllllllllrighty! Strap yourselves in folks for this episode is, as they say, a doozy!

 

Children with absurd names due to absurd parents

G Money’s wrap on The Wolverine

If a Guardians of the Galaxy is happening, an X Force movie is definitely going to happen

Is North West’s middle name “Bynorth”?

Masterchef loses the plot on its own, already weak, premises.

Slideshow looks like it should’ve been on Blue Peter 30 years ago

This Week Live (aka The Panel 2.0) is just The Project with less c*nts

Where can we go to get some REAL NEWS!?!

 

UFP Crew Questions

–          M Night’s potential TV future with a The Twilight Zone reboot

–          The cost of comics in Australia

–          Publishing Daredevil in braille

–          Shoutout to @MetalObsessed

–          The proof of friendship

–          How we feel about John Robertson moving to the UK

–          Legit scary movies

–          Our plans for the next conventions appearances in Perth

–          G Money’s comic trade recommendations

–          Our “hidden gems” when it comes to movies

–          Quick additional thoughts on The Wolverine

–          BJs on the Armadale line and gay tourists not welcome in Russia

–          Fantasy swapping FB feeds

–          Lawrence Mooney thinks he’s Paul Mooney

–          Wolverine: The Musical

–          The water in Australian toilets

 

NERD NEWS

 

–          Dr Who 50th anniversary edition will drop simulcast worldwide

–          47 Ronin trailer

–          2000AD official petition for a Dredd sequel

–          Amazing Spiderman 2 pics and footage coming out, funnily enough, not of Spiderman

–          Eiichiro Oda still in hospital (Get well soon!)

–          Competitive Gaming now recognised as a professional sports

–          Driving cars using NES joypads

–          First reviews of The Ouya

–          Reviews of the Earthbound re-launch on WiiU

–          Defend a killer whale in court with the a new DLC for the latest Phoenix Wright game!

–          Nightcrawler series now called Amazing X Men and done by Jason Aaron and Ed McGuiness

–          Fight Club sequel the graphic novel

–          Sacha Baron Cohen walks on Freddie Mercury biopic

 

Miley Cyrus is the Dr Rockso of Maxim hot 100, Deadpool buys naked Bea Arthur painting and never interview 4 year olds

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“Hello everyone. It’s been a while…”

 

C Bomb talks about what he doing that stopped them from recording a drop date ago

HUGE shout out to our friends at The Boxed Whine! Be sure to check them out.

C Bomb vents his spleen at Sunrise yet again!

4 year old mayors are not newsworthy

UFP Crew Questions

–          Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.

–          People saying stupid things

–          G Money’s X Men storyline picks

–          Fave albums matched with fave films

–          Joining KISS

–          UFP: Origins

–          Why we stay in AUS

 

House swap: Belfast/Bel Air version

Lindsay Lohan? More like Lindsay Bloat-han! Am I right fellas?!?

… And the latest in “No shit news” from UWA: Kids playing active games are better than the sedentary games!

Northbridge now the “Hip and Funky” capital of WA

Miley Cyrus is the Dr Rockso of the Maxim hot 100

If someone loses your Mercedes, don’t threaten people with huge black dildos

Deadpool buys naked Bea Arthur painting

Rebel Wilson is now horrible every week!

 

NERD NEWS (@ 1 hr and 1 min)

 

4 more DC cancellations: Dial H, Demon Knights, Thresh-hold, Legion of Super Heroes

James Robinson leaves DC

Next Bond films possibly to be taken over by Christopher Nolan

Zombieland TV series “Heckeled to death”

Arnold Schwarzenegger in the Toxic Avenger remake

Superman Unbound review

New Riddick trailer

Gambit and Red She-Hulk to end shortly

Boom studios putting out a new Robocop title by Frank Miller

New Warriors set to return

Doctor Who pretend leaked spoilers

EA won’t release games on WiiU

A guy uses the same Pokemon for almost a decade

Fake Nintendo phone looks great

Game releases for this week

Donkey Kong Country Returns 3D – 3DS

Resident Evil: Revelations – PS3X360PCWIIU

Fast & Furious: Showdown – X360PS3

Call of Juarez: Gunslinger – PC and Xbox 360

Sniper Elite V2 – WIIU

LEGO Batman 2: DC Super Heroes – WiiU