Ultimate Facepalm Ep 71: The World’s End Review, The Flash TV Series and MyFreeImplants.com

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NSFW!!!

Fast, loose and long; That’s how we like it here.

Another long one here, so let’s get at it.

 

Creepy intro

The fun we’re not allowed to have in Australia

C Bomb confuses Mr Muscle with Mr Clean

#People…… are get-ting fatter#

Giant German Baby

We talk all things Matthew Mcconaughey in our new segment “Matt Chat”* (*Not a real thing)

The Evil Dead remake

 

UFP Crew Questions!

–          Why?

–          Best and worst comic/cartoon real life portrayals

–          Super Cool Indie game! Metal Dead www.walkthruwalls.com CHECK IT!

–          Ramming Speed. If you like thrash check them at www.rammingspeed.bigcartel.com

–          Why Trinity War is such a non-event

–          We’re just some jealous guys…….

–          I am but a half man, half sausage beast!

–          Guess who’s working heel tonight?

–          Best Pro Wrestling ring entrances

 

NEWS!

 

Big Brother Australia is back and officially no-one cares!

www.MyFreeImplants.com

Kesha is other-worldly gross!

 

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MOVIE REVIEW – The World’s End

 

NERD NEWS! (at 1 hour 33 mins)

–          CW planning The Flash TV series and our casting picks

–          Trask Industries website is amazing! Check it www.trask-industries.com/

–          Under The Dome renewed for a 2nd season

–          Breaking Bad final series teaser

–          Star Wars 30th Anniversary European Celebration

–          Nick Frost and Simon Pegg do not want to be in the new Star Wars films

–          Dexter spin off confirmed, but no indication as to with which character

–          Quick Nvidia Shield review courtesy of IGN

–          Nintendo’s Wii U sales dive while the company floats off the back of the success of the 3DS

Optimus Prime Douche-truck, fat narcissists and Doctor Who: “Thunderingly Racist”

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NSFW!!!

Oh dear….. It’s quite a pleasant affair here….. HAHA! F*ck that! A HUGE show here. Let’s check it out!

 

Channel ten doesn’t fail to disappoint with shitting on their own points and sh*tting out terrible programs

UFP Crew Questions

–          Justin Beiber becoming the new Chris Brown

–          “What if” scenarios involving Chrissie Swan

–          Comic books that will never be adapted into movie

–          Fave 80s movies

–          Amanda Bynes falling further and further into the deep end

–          “What if” scenario involving Disney buying DC Comics

–          Inkers involved in comics

–          Australian Urban Legends

Haley Morris-Cafiero: Fat narcissist and lonely c*nt

Aaron Fotheringham rules

The Great Gatsby Review – VERY slight spoilers

 

NERD NEWS! at 1hr 15mins

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Christopher Lee’s celebrates his 91st Birthday by releasing a metal album

KILLER GAMMA RAYS!!!!

Trask Industries revealed by Bryan Singer to be included in Days of Future Past

DC’s “Villains Month” updates/follow up titles and inclusion of David Finch

Joss Whedon summons Saoirse Ronan as The Scarlett Witch

Neil Gaiman…. ACTING via Blood Kiss Kickstarter

Jim Jarmusch’s new vampire film, Only Lovers Left Alive

Sam Mendes back on board for the next Bond film

Francesco Francavilla’s “Batspoiltation”

Damon Lindelof apologises for nothing

Optimus Prime: Fast and the Furious Douche-Truck

Doctor Who is “Thunderingly Racist”

E3 2013 anticipated releases

Shinji Mikami’s The Evil Within

Teaser trailer for Sonic: Lost World

More problems with Xbox One

Blizzard’s under wraps release

Wolfenstien reboot fans were asking for

Leprechaun reboot NO ONE was asking for