300 Rise on an Empire movie review, The Oscars 2014 and 50 Cent’s love triangle with Diddy and Rick Ross

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All the news, rants and rave about the Oscars 2014

–          Ellen’s “epic” selfie

–          Leo misses out again

–          People who didn’t deserve their Oscars

–          Woody Allen: Pedo or not?

–          Razzie winners

 

 

UFP Crew Questions and Talk Topics

–          LEGO Marvel Super Heroes: Maximum Overload, have we seen it?

–          Bates Motel and Hannibal Season 2, are we watching?

–          Making “The Runaways” into a Marvel movie franchise

–          Making a change from the Batman games

–          Zack Snyder saving “The Watchmen” movie

 

NEWS!

The Dalai Lama can piss off!

Vince McMahon, CEO of the WWE empire, sharts himself as part of a “joke”

50 Cent perpetuates a fake ‘gangsta rap’ feud

 

MOVIE REVIEW! 300: RISE OF AN EMPIRE

 

NERD NEWS!!! (@ 1 hour 35mins)

–          Transformers Age of Extiction trailer

–          New Batman Arkham Knight game

–          Fantastic Four reboot director confirms the new film will be a pleasant departure from the “original” Fantastic Four movies

–          Anchorman 3 WILL NOT HAPPEN!!!!

–          Second half season 2 Arrow trailer

–          First look at Grant Gustin as The Flash in the new series

Comic reivews

–          Revenge #1: 2.5/5

–          Deadly Class #2: 5/5

 

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Man from U.N.C.L.E. remake, The Bachelor Australia and Clinton Jones dies under burning ice cream being eaten by Kyle Sandilands

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NSFW!!!!!

 

Golly! Is that the time already?! The time where I have nothing witty or clever to say which doesn’t really matter because no-one reads the liner notes anyways?

YES! That very same time! Let’s get to it…

 

Talking about our time spent at Apocalypse University

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UFP Crew Questions

–          Free to air television quality is dropping and you’re not getting old (maybe)

–          G Money tries to answer a very long X Men/Avengers questions in under a minute!

–          Listen to us completely misinterpret a question about video game comic book tie-ins

–          Chris Vice delights us!

–          Couch co-op or Online Multi?

–          After life with Archie

–          10 Desert Island discs

–          Obscene money being spent in the Premier League transfer window

–          Best rom-com remakes casting Vin Diesel

 

Fastest news ever!!

–          Prime Minister Kevin Rudd owns noobs on Q&A

–          UFP Of the Week: Clinton Jones of the St Kilda Football club! Your prize is to die in a car fire!

–          A new Australian leaker in town!

–          Bronies still annoy us!

–          50 Shades of Grey casting

–          Heather Mills, post Paul McCartney; STILL an utter bitch!

 

Nerd News @ 1 hour 12mins

–          Benedict Cumberbatch Star Wars casting rumours

–          True Blood renewed for a 7th and final season

–          Space Dandy by Shinichro Watanabe official trailer drops

–          Official poster for Transformers 4 released and no-one cares

–          What if: Mark Wahlberg was Iron Man!?

–          Bradley Cooper confirmed as the voice of Rocket Racoon for Guardians of the Galaxy

–          The Man from U.N.C.L.E. remake featuring Jared Harris, Henry Cavill, Armie Hammer and directed by Guy Ritchie

–          Taylor Swift cast in Mark Millar’s Secret Service adaptation

–          Don Jon Trailer wrote and starring Joseph Gordon Levitt and Scarlett Johansson

–          Prisoners Trailer feature Hugh Jackson and Terence Howard

–          Keiji Inafune kickstarts his new game Mighty No. 9 because Capcom won’t make more Mega Man games

 

Claim the Throne’s new album; Forged in Flame!

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Will.I.Am is Satan’s pal, Tales from Sizzler and the worst cartoon ever created

We admit it! We have NOTHING PLANNED! The gig is officially up! So let’s do away with the pretence and get to it…

 

Some early shout outs to our Crew and Perth International Comedy Festival

TALES FROM…… SIZZLER!!!!

AA Milne did not write “Jeeves and Wooster”

Will.I.Am is Satan’s best friend

Fivel Goes West: A Police Story

The “New” Black Flag

RIP Jeff Hannemann

We create the WORST CARTOON EVER!!!

We answer YOUR questions!

 

MOVIE REVIEWS

The Place Beyond the Pines

Warm Bodies

 

NERD NEWS at 1hr 17mins

Free Comic Book Day!

Perth’s own Iron Man

Fantastic 4 casting rumours with Michael B Jordan (Chronicle)

Marvel regain rights to Blade and Ghost Rider

Kelsey Grammer cast in Transformers 4 (sadly)

Rachel Rising adaptation for TV

Odd Thomas trailer

Beyond:Two Souls previewed at Tribeca Film Festival