Ultimate Facepalm 143: Powers TV Series and Chappie movie review, Howard the Duck #1, White Power Milk and human wastes of skin triggered by The Joker Variant Batgirl cover

It’s UFP MANIA!!!!!!

We have a TON of stuff going on!

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UFPTV! It’s here! Check it here! https://www.youtube.com/user/UltimateFacepalmUFP

It’s St Patricks Day – Bunnings get your shit together!

UFP Crew Talk Topics and Questions!

Movie Review: Chappie (at one hour and 2 mins)

Nerd News! (at one hour 16 mins)

RIP Terry Pratchett

New Superman and Wonder Woman outfits

The Joker variant cover for Batgirl #21 triggers useless wastes of skin

You can buy the Hulkbuster armour for just over $20k!

Lego Jurassic World…. Big whoop!

Kevin Smith is a fat useless cunt… Oh and he’s doing Mallrats 2

COMIC REVIEWS!!!

Howard the duck #1

Southern Cross #1

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RIP Leonard Nimoy, Capcom and Sega join forces, The Oscars snoozefest and seduced by Doctor Bigfoot attorney at large!

Hello again!

 

We’re back to the old format and I hope you like it because…. Well…. Tough.

 

Check out UFPTV because you have nothing better to do!!!!

 

Check out Feed It Comic’s podcast!

 

We answer the UFP Crew’s Questions and chat about their talk topics!

 

UFP News!

  • Tony Abbott is still a c*nt
  • Rupert Murdoch is not his real name
  • Cops Find Weed In Sour Cream Container Marked ‘Not Weed’
  • Seduced by Doctor Bigfoot Is Your Amazon.com Horror of the Day

NERD NEWS!!!

  • Tom Ellis is Lucifer
  • Ben Hardy to be Angel (?)
  • New Faith No More Song – Superhero
  • Ex Machina trailer
  • Netflix coming to Australia

Comic Book reviews

  • Spider Gwen #1
  • Suiciders #1
  • Silk #1
  • Thor Annual #1
  • Curb Stomp #1

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UFP Rage 7: French police taser a rampaging Kinder chocolate fuelled monkey, showing love for “Mould Wine” and Tony Abbott further proving what utter derp of the highest order he is

Another late drop…..

Whatcha gonna do?

Enjoy!

 

–          “Enjoyable” Christmas dinners with co-workers

–          Best and worst Christmas movies

–          Check out “On the fringe” podcast

–          UFP Crew questions and talk topics

–          Tony Abbott further proves what utter derp of the highest order he is

–          The Interview is a piece of shit movie

–          Injured parrot turns out to be a CHRISTMAS HAT!

–          People showing love for “Mould Wine”

 

–          French Police taser chocolate fuelled monkey

 

 

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Riddick Review, The Australian Election and Michael Shannon to play both Elvis Presley AND Richard Nixon

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NSFW!!!!

 

We may sound funny to us, but we (hopefully) sound ok to you. Let’s get it on!

 

G Money thought Robbie Williams and Robin Williams were the same person for years.

We try to explain what happened with the Australian elections and what it might mean for us and the country

 

UFP Crew Questions!

–          It’s official, Iron Man 3 is terrible

–          New 52 Vs Marvel Now

–          Best/favourite Directors

–          Explaining the Australian elections via nerd/pop culture references

–          Yeast infections

–          Crabs

–          Thor 2 posters

–          Web shows we watch

–          Female superhero movies

 

You get to hear what we talk about over the break! It’s our reaction to the new Lobo.

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Movie Review: Riddick

 

NERD NEWS! (@ 1 hour 29 mins)

–          JH Williams walks off Batwoman

–          CP Smith replaces Ben Templesmith on Ten Grand

–          All new Invaders by James Robinson and Steve Pugh

–          Harley Quinn Zero issue art contest

–          Casting news for Amazing Spiderman 2 and 3

–          Mortal Instruments future uncertain (GOOD!)

–          Michael Shannon to play Elvis Presley

–          iPhone 5S released and no-one cares!

–          Diablo 3 for PS3/Xbox360

–          How much it would cost to make Dr Wily’s castle from Mega Man 2

Comic reviews

–          Infinity #2

–          Forever Evil

–          Battle of the Atom

Man from U.N.C.L.E. remake, The Bachelor Australia and Clinton Jones dies under burning ice cream being eaten by Kyle Sandilands

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NSFW!!!!!

 

Golly! Is that the time already?! The time where I have nothing witty or clever to say which doesn’t really matter because no-one reads the liner notes anyways?

YES! That very same time! Let’s get to it…

 

Talking about our time spent at Apocalypse University

Huge shoutouts  to friends and comrades:

 

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Tangent Bounds

Blod pods network

Boxed Whine

Podcasting 101

Seven Days a Geek

Super Podcasto Magnifico!

The Pod with no Name

 

UFP Crew Questions

–          Free to air television quality is dropping and you’re not getting old (maybe)

–          G Money tries to answer a very long X Men/Avengers questions in under a minute!

–          Listen to us completely misinterpret a question about video game comic book tie-ins

–          Chris Vice delights us!

–          Couch co-op or Online Multi?

–          After life with Archie

–          10 Desert Island discs

–          Obscene money being spent in the Premier League transfer window

–          Best rom-com remakes casting Vin Diesel

 

Fastest news ever!!

–          Prime Minister Kevin Rudd owns noobs on Q&A

–          UFP Of the Week: Clinton Jones of the St Kilda Football club! Your prize is to die in a car fire!

–          A new Australian leaker in town!

–          Bronies still annoy us!

–          50 Shades of Grey casting

–          Heather Mills, post Paul McCartney; STILL an utter bitch!

 

Nerd News @ 1 hour 12mins

–          Benedict Cumberbatch Star Wars casting rumours

–          True Blood renewed for a 7th and final season

–          Space Dandy by Shinichro Watanabe official trailer drops

–          Official poster for Transformers 4 released and no-one cares

–          What if: Mark Wahlberg was Iron Man!?

–          Bradley Cooper confirmed as the voice of Rocket Racoon for Guardians of the Galaxy

–          The Man from U.N.C.L.E. remake featuring Jared Harris, Henry Cavill, Armie Hammer and directed by Guy Ritchie

–          Taylor Swift cast in Mark Millar’s Secret Service adaptation

–          Don Jon Trailer wrote and starring Joseph Gordon Levitt and Scarlett Johansson

–          Prisoners Trailer feature Hugh Jackson and Terence Howard

–          Keiji Inafune kickstarts his new game Mighty No. 9 because Capcom won’t make more Mega Man games

 

Claim the Throne’s new album; Forged in Flame!

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Ultimate Facepalm 75: Kick Ass 2 review, Playstation 4 release and RIP Elmore Leonard

Well holy cow! It’s a bloated, seeping mass of a show for your ears! Hope you enjoy it! ^_^

 

Cloning John Lennon would make Big Brother watchable

“If you want this Le Coq Sportif jacket you’ll go and beat up all those aliens”

This has nothing to do with The Trap Door!

“Goon” mini-review

C Bomb’s dashed hope of being a national TV star

Apology to Channel 10’s “Wonderland”

 

UFP Crew questions

–          Our thoughts on ‘Olympus has Fallen’

–          Comic movie reboots

–          Card collections in our youth

–          Favorite song intros

–          The beef between New Zealand and Australia

–          Our show involved in a mind-blowing incident with Seb Sharpe for the Pod with No Name

–          Our thoughts on the election “Coverage”

–          Democracy: What of it?

–          Comics/shows/movies that had an impact on our lives

 

Kick Ass 2 review (@ 1 hour 23 mins) Some very minor/prompted spoilers

Terrible movie review competition winner!

 

Nerd News! (@ 1 hours 56 mins)

–          New Punisher mini by Garth Ennis

–          Marvel Infinity review: 4.5/5

–          More Guardians of the Galaxy voice casting news; voice of Rocket Racoon to be played by Bradley Cooper

–          Shinichiro Watanabe’s new series ‘Space Dandy’

–          PS4 release date revealed

–          Saints Row IV release delayed in Australia

–          GTA V’s rating being considered after closer examination of its Exposed Penises, Marijuana Use, and a “Brief Instance of Necrophilia”

–          Scarlet Witch Casting Moved On To Elizabeth Olsen After Saoirse Ronan Passed On Avengers 2

–          Avengers Arena ends in November and mass title re-launch

–          Nightwing revealed in Forever Evil?

–          The Killing Joke news from a Grant Morrison revelation

–          RIP Elmore Leonard

Ultimate Facepalm 74: Elysium Review, Bryan Cranston as Lex Luthor and Tony Abbott: Global Embarrassment

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NSFW!!!!

 

Nice to see you again! I can’t believe it’s been a week!

Well I’ll shut my digital trap and let you get on with your fix….

 

C Bomb’s been busy with the movers and shakers

We give a little love to our other podcasting friends

 

UFP CREW QUESTIONS!

–          Checking out Wolverine’s Canon…. Uh, what?

–          The Ant Man movie shall succeed

–          A little peek into the UFP library

–          Recording the show on the can

–          Hunterwalk a.k.a. utterly self-entitled asshole

–          The movie ‘Super’

–          Attila; sweet tap-dancing jesus Christ, are they ever awful!

–          We hope parents never confuse “Nick Jr” with “Nick Fury Jr”

–          Bryan Cranston as Lex Luthor and we talk about the return of Breaking Bad and the horrible existence of ‘Talking Bad’

–          Marvel’s possibility of releasing a Guardians of the Galaxy omnibus

 

 

NEWS!

Tony Abbott makes the jump from NATIONAL embarrassment to GLOBAL embarrassment!

 

MOVIE REVIEW – Elysium

 

UFP MOVIE REVIEW CHALLENGE!!!!!

–          The Canyons

–          Pain and Gain

–          The Purge

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NERD NEWS!

–          Neill Blomkamp’s new movie – Chappie

–          Rumor mill: WB offers Christian Bale $60mil to reprise the Batman role

–          First trailer for Frank Darabont’s L.A. Noir TV show ‘Mob City’

–          Collider already renamed “F.B.P.” after only one issue

–          Kevin Maguire joins Brian Michael Bendis on Guardians of the Galaxy

–          Trillium review 3/5

–          Sidekick review 4/5

–          Orange is the new Black

–          Christina Hendricks on Game of Thrones?

–          John Romita Jr leaving Marvel?

–          Comic Book Heroes on the ABC (Australian Broadcasting Company)