Two True Freaks! Episode 311 – Star Trek Monthly Monday #47 1701-D Edition

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What makes Star Trek Monthly Monday THE Best Star Trek Podcast on the innernets?  Maybe it’s the fact that we answer the BURNING questions.  For example —

Would you “DO” Lwaxana Troi?

Do Irish stereotypes still exist in the far-flung future?

What rock star played a fish-head gobbling fishead?

When the Enterprise is loaded with obnoxious refugees, isn’t the answer really only an airlock away?

Frosted Lucky Charms – are they Magically delicious?

Seriously – could Picard be gay?

What does a celebrity talking pig have to do with all this?

All these questions AND MORE are unfortunately grappled with by your patient hosts, Scott Gardner and Chris Honeywell. Top o’ the SPACE-MORNIN’ to ya!


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Two True Freaks! Episode 196 – Star Trek Monthly Monday #31: 1701-D Edition

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DUDE!  It’s an awesome month for Star Trek: The Next Generation as the Freaks review two wildly different late first season episodes!

First up is “Arsenal Of Freedom” — a phaser-filled, action-packed episode, followed by “Symbiosis” — where things positively MELLOW OUT when the Enterprise-D meets a planet of SPACE STONERS and a planet of SPACE PUSHERS.  MUNCHIES ENSUE!

Random elements this month include — Shirley Temple, Steppenwolf, and Pee-Wee Herman!  Bonus points if you can SPOT THE CHONG!

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Two True Freaks! Episode 189 – Star Trek Monthly Monday #30: 1701-D Edition

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This month the Freaks tackle two solid Next Generation episodes! The first, “Coming Of Age” finds young Wesely Crusher getting his mind messed with by Star Fleet Academy while the crew of the Enterprise get similarly messed with br Dr. Quinn, Medicine Admiral. THEN…It’s the return of the KLINGONS in “Heart Of Glory”!! In this episode we find that you can take a Klingon away from Klingon, but you can’t take the Klingon OUT of a Klingon! Does this not make sense? Listen in and listen up and Scott and Chris will make it ALL CLEAR.

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Two True Freaks! Episode 179 – Star Trek Monthly Monday #28 NCC-1701-D

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It’s the second part of the NEW SPECTACULAR STAR TREK MONTHLY MONDAY! This time the Ugly Bags Of Mostly Water tackle two, count ’em TWO, episodes of Star Trek: The Next Generation. First up is “When The Bough Breaks” in which the crew of the Enterprise gets the chance to ditch Wesely Crusher on a legendary hidden planet — and inexplicably DON’T! Next, it’s the crew of the Enterprise 1701-D versus a really condescending prick of a crystalline entity in “Home Soil”!

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Two True Freaks! Episode 150 – Star Trek Monthly Monday #25

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This month, in a MASSIVE MILESTONE 150th episode, The Freaks offer up a GIANT-SIZED episode chock full of Star Trek surprises!!

First up, it’s the classic TOS episode “The Changeling” — an episode with MANY similarities to Star Trek: The Motion Picture.  Billions are killed, Scotty pulls a Lazarus, and Uhura has a hard-drive crash!

Next, it’s a special Scotty-centric issue of DC’s Star Trek comic.  Prepare yourselves for a SPECIAL SURPRISE in this segment!

Finally, we wind things down with a sensuous episode of The Next Generation — “Angel One”.  Riker gets his Kirk on!

All this PLUS IDW’s “Khan: Ruling In Hell” and The “Blood Will Tell” Mini-Series — and a visit from Konom the pussified Klingon!!

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Two True Freaks! Episode 128 – Star Trek Monthly Monday #21

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The internet’s BEST Star Trek Podcast Returns for yet another exciting installment!!

But… what’s going on here?!  By some weird coincidence, BOTH episodes of Star Trek this episode feature the Enterprise crew fighting greasy-faced enemies for some powerful alien’s mysterious purposes!  First in the original series episode “The Day Of The Dove” and then in the Next Generation episode “Hide And Q”!  What is it about omnipotent aliens that makes them such a royal pain in the ass?  The Freaks bring in Trek experts Jon M. Wilson (of the Amazing Spider-Man Classics Podcast), Juan Schwartz of the Andorian Cosplayers Society (San Francisco chapter), and Michael Bailey (of the Views From The Longbox Podcast) to ponder this question. Finally, things are coming to a serious head in the Mirror Universe story arc in DC Comics’ Star Trek issue 14, where it seems once again to be Kirk Vs. EVERYONE!  Guess who wins?

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Two True Freaks! Episode 116 – Star Trek Monthly Monday #19

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In this SEXTACULAR episode, The Freaks start off with a HOT SLAB OF STEAMIN’ ORIGINAL SERIES called “Bread And Circuses” in which Kirk and crew find out the meaning of the phrase “WHEN IN ROME”!

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Next, the continuing DC Comics Mirror Universe Saga gets even more volatile and violent as the good Kirk GETS HIS, but doesn’t “GET ANY”!

Last, but never least, we warp into the 24th Century and visit a SENSUAL world filled with aerobics instructors in the Next Generation Episode “JUSTICE“! Yeah, they’re all tan and fit and they just LOOOOOVE those federation uniforms! The entire crew prepares for an UNINHIBITED, NOOKIE-FILLED SHORE LEAVE when Wesley Crusher…. y’know, I really don’t want to talk about it…

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Two True Freaks! Episode 110 – The Star Trek: Enterprise Series Special

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In this Special Bonus Supplemental Episode of “Two True Freaks!”, Scott Gardner is joined by fellow podcaster extraordinaire Chris Johnson to discuss the merits of the vastly underrated Star Trek spin-off series — “ENTERPRISE”!!

The fellas discuss the cast — who they liked, who they loved, and who they didn’t dig so much. All four seasons are discussed — the great episodes, the not-so-great episodes, the exciting plotlines, the thrilling cliffhangers, and the incredible arc that was Season Three!

And lastly, the “Legacy of Enterprise”. What might’ve happened had the show continued? What would we have wanted to see? What would we have dreaded seeing? And how did we feel about the end of the series and the WAY that the series was ended?

All that and MORE in this heart-felt tribute to a show we feel was cruelly cancelled far too soon… Enjoy!!

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Two True Freaks! Episode 109 – Star Trek Monthly Monday #18

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With this episode of “Two True Freaks!”, Star Trek Monthly Monday turns 18 and is now legal. To celebrate, your hosts Chris Honeywell and Scott H. Gardner bring oodles and oodles of Trek Talk to keep you entertained! Awesome and exciting stories are shared, feedback is read, “thank yous” are bestowed, and the FIRST EVER Two True Freaks Contest is announced!!

Then it is on to the CLASSIC Television Episode “Operation: Annihilate” in which Captain Kirk races to save Spock, his nephew, and a million colonists from the horrible invasion of the Pizza Creatures!! This is one of the greats, folks. Buckle up!!

Next, the continuing Mirror Universe Saga thrills come fast and furious in DC Comics’ Star Trek #11 as, after 15 years, Kirk finally faces Mirror Kirk!!

Last, but never least, we warp into the 24th Century and examine the odd, but interesting Star Trek: The Next Generation Episode “Lonely Among Us” which ALSO features the crew of the Enterprise menaced by possessed colleagues!! Just how clueless can our heroes be while their friends clearly behave out-of-character? Listen to find out!!

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Two True Freaks! Episode 104 – Star Trek Monthly Monday #17

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In this thrill-packed episode of “Two True Freaks!”, your hosts Chris Honeywell and Scott H. Gardner discuss a TON O’ TREK!! First up is the CLASSIC Television Episode “Mirror, Mirror” in which Captain Kirk, Lt. Uhura, Dr. McCoy, and Mr. Scott wind up in a straaaaange parallel universe in which everybody is eeeeeee-vil… and Mr. Spock sports a goatee.

Next, you will piss yourself with excitement as we recap DC Comics’ Star Trek #10 featuring the RETURN OF THE MIRROR MENACE!!

Last, but never least, we jump ahead to the 24th Century and the Star Trek: The Next Generation Episode “Where No One Has Gone Before” in which the crew of the Enterprise is catapulted about a bazillion light-years from home!! Can Wesley’s new “special friend” help them get back safely or does he really just want to touch the boy inappropriately? Listen to find out!!

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Two True Freaks! Episode 100

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THE ONE HUNDREDTH EPISODE!

PICK YOUR SUPERLATIVE – FOR PODCASTING SHALL NEVER BE THE SAME!!!

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Two True Freaks! Episode 99 – Star Trek Monthly Monday #16

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What a coincidence! This month, both episodes of the Star Trek tv show feature alien races making the Enterprise crew jump through hoops to prove that humans are a virtuous race. First, the Melkotians send the original crew to the O.K. Corall in “Spectre Of The Gun”. Then, Picard and crew meet the Ferengi and are tested by remnants of a lost civilization in “The Last Outpost”. Also, DC Comics’ Star Trek has a little surprise up it’s sleeve!

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The Two True Freaks STAR TREK 2009 ReRun #1 – IDW’s Star Trek: Countdown Special!!

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In honor of the DVD Release of J.J. Abrams’ STAR TREK, this episode is a rerun that originally aired April 6th, 2009!!

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Fuggedaboud Dork Reign! Screw Final Crapsis!! The Freaks have just read the REAL comic book event of the year!! Join ’em for an in-depth analysis of IDW’s Star Trek mini-series “Countdown”, the prequel for the much-anticipated and much-feared J.J. Abrams Star Trek movie!! Do the comics help to ease the feelings of dread that Scott and Chris have been feeling for months, or are they simply another cheesy pointless tie-in to make a quick buck? Should they now read the IDW Terminator: Salvation prequel mini? Join the Dorky Duo and find out if they are holding their breath or holding their noses!

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A Two True Freaks Special Presentation: Episode 82 – Star Trek: The Next Generation – “Encounter At Farpoint”!!

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It’s a Two True Freaks Special Presentation! The full-length made-for-tv movie that started it all — Star Trek: The Next Generation – “Encounter At Farpoint”!!

Listen to The Freaks boldly embark on yet another MASSIVE UNDERTAKING – the show-by-show, chronological coverage of the full run of Star Trek: The Next Generation!

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Two True Freaks! Episode 81 – Star Trek Monthly Monday #13

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Isn’t the saying supposed to be – “All the women want to have Kirk and all the men want to BE Kirk”? Apparently, this episode is going to prove half of that saying wrong with TWO tales of mentally ill women actually BECOMING Captain Kirk! One uses a mysterious alien technology in the original tv series episode “The Turnabout Intruder”!. The other employs ancient shape-shifting techniques to pull the ol’ switcheroo in DC Comics’ Star Trek issue #6!

And did I say that was all? Well, you are most definitely NOT excused, so sit your ass down and get comfortable for a trip below the sea to ORCA’S BOOK CLUB!!

And finally…brace yourselves and prepare your brains, dear listeners, for an EXPLOSIVE ANNOUNCEMENT! Star Trek Monthly Monday will NEVER BE THE SAME!!!! AHAHAHAHA!

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