American Hustle movie review, Nelson Mandela’s insane interpreter and Shia Lebeouf being a MEGA-DOUCHE once again!

Christmas Craziness has ensued! We have no idea what we’re talking about!

Here’s the show!

 

Possibly the last episode of the year…. But not guaranteed!

C Bomb is still being accosted and assaulted by various idiots in public

Reality TV hosts are just there to do the math

G Money sweats it out at the cinemas

 

UFP Crew Questions

 

–          Jerks who arrange plans and then cancel them without telling you

–          Nelson Mandela sign-language interpreter’s unsurprising history

–          Santa’s back…. And he’s pissed!

–          Australian cuisine: Is there such a thing?

–          Paul Walker’s replacement in Fast 7

–          Theoretical monster mashes with the AVP franchise

–          Shia LePoof being a MEGA-DOUCHE once again!

–          We are in fact, NOT looking forward to the Tila Tequila “sex tape”

–          Matt Fraction leaving Inhuman

–          Fake Dutch ovens are still quite funny

–          South Park: Stick of Truth STILL being censored in Australia

–          Movies to “look forward to” in 2014 and 2015

 

Movie review – American Hustle

 

NERD NEWS!

–          Sandman Film news

–          Don Cheadle confirmed in Avengers 2

–          Sinister 6 and Venom movies confirmed

–          W. Haden Blackman to write Elektra

–          Animal Man cancellation

–          Batman the Dark Knight and A+X Cancellation

–          Talon wrap up

–          Will Moss left DC for Marvel

–          Will Dennis and Mark Doyle leave DC/Vertigo editorial next year

–          Stray Bullets reprints!

–          R.I.P. Janice Valleau and Peter O’Toole

–          Paul Dini and Joe Quinones writing Bloodspell featuring Black Canary and Zatanna

–          More video game censorship rubbish in Australia

–          Capcom shuts down unauthorized Ghosts and Goblins Kickstarter

–          Netflix will stream Breaking Bad spinoff, Better Call Saul

 

Ultimate Facepalm 90: Godzilla remake, The Phantom Zone of Vaginas and just call it “Justice League” already!

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New show!

A day early! (at the time of the drop)

Please enjoy!

 

Ozzy needs a Pagoda and a Ketamine Burrito

People think cats are their own species when in fact, they are just gay dogs

Some painful real life facepalms

Autism is now in vogue

 

UFP Crew Questions!

–          Requests for “C*nt of the Week”; this week “Hi-Tila Tequila”

–          Rover Red Charlie – Garth Ennis’ new work

–          The New Sin City movie

–          Disney’s acquisition of the Indiana Jones franchise

–          Our FINAL rant on The Walking Dead

–          All the Amazing Spider-man 2 news

–          A Sound of Thunder

–          Is watching Honey BooBoo grounds for leaving someone?

–          Ron Burgandy whoredom knows no bounds

–          Books we haven’t written

 

NEWS!

–          Australia’s only epic city in and epic example of epic-bad journalism

–          The worst baby names in 2013

 

NERD NEWS!

–          Batman vs. Superman; should they just call it “Justice League”?

–          Wonder Woman casting

–          The bait ‘n’ switch of Brian’s death on The Family Guy

–          Terminator TV series to tie with the Terminator films reboot and we all wonder, “Why the fuck?”

–          Matt Smith meeting with JJ Abrams and now featuring in the latest “American Psycho” theater run

–          The new US Godzilla remake

–          Adam Sandler is Hollywood’s most overpaid star (what a shock right?)