Empire magazine X Men Days of Future Past covers, WWE Royal Rumble and Taylor Swift attacked at the Grammys!

NSFW!!!!

Hi! We have a show for you!

Is it good? Is it f*ck!

Let’s get to it!

 

Podbean makes us sad

Did Gene Simmons trademark the term “OJ”?

It’s fun game to play when you play “GUESS POO”!

The Grammys; here’s a tip, it was horrible

Lorde is the oldest looking 17 year old you’ll ever see

Taylor Swift’s lizard brain needed to finally kick into “socially acceptable” mode

Madonna struggles to maintain relevancy

Tame Impala? Moar liek “LAME Impala”

Our rundown of the Triple J hottest 100

Vance Joys Riptide is like somebody glued a ukulele to a cardboard cut-out and threw it out the window

C Bomb says: Music Videos/Madonna has ruined music as we know it today

The WWE Royal Rumble… good times

 

UFP Crew questions and talk tops

–          Joe Buffet is moving in

–          “Famous” WA food brands

–          Peter Capaldi’s new Dr Who get up

–          UFP in LA?

–          The X Men: Days of Future Past Empire magazine covers

–          Insane man will stab you to get to Koalas!

 

NERD NEWS!!!!

 

–          Bruce Timm on All New X-Men #25

–          Helix on the Syfy network

–          Deathlok joins Agents of SHIELD

–          Maleficent trailer

–          EA’s MASSIVE quarterly loss

–          Satoru Iwata’s pay cut for Nintendo’s poor performance

–          The massive EVE online battle that cost gamers USD 300,000

–          Ukraine developers make depressing games; what a surprise!!!

–          Sly Cooper movie coming in 2016

–          Okhlos, the new Pikmin inspired indie-dev game

 

Man from U.N.C.L.E. remake, The Bachelor Australia and Clinton Jones dies under burning ice cream being eaten by Kyle Sandilands

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NSFW!!!!!

 

Golly! Is that the time already?! The time where I have nothing witty or clever to say which doesn’t really matter because no-one reads the liner notes anyways?

YES! That very same time! Let’s get to it…

 

Talking about our time spent at Apocalypse University

Huge shoutouts  to friends and comrades:

 

The Comics Podcast Network

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@ComicsPodcasts

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Rhymes with Geek

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@RWGPodcast

http://www.rhymeswithgeek.com/

Podblocked

Twofer

Tangent Bounds

Blod pods network

Boxed Whine

Podcasting 101

Seven Days a Geek

Super Podcasto Magnifico!

The Pod with no Name

 

UFP Crew Questions

–          Free to air television quality is dropping and you’re not getting old (maybe)

–          G Money tries to answer a very long X Men/Avengers questions in under a minute!

–          Listen to us completely misinterpret a question about video game comic book tie-ins

–          Chris Vice delights us!

–          Couch co-op or Online Multi?

–          After life with Archie

–          10 Desert Island discs

–          Obscene money being spent in the Premier League transfer window

–          Best rom-com remakes casting Vin Diesel

 

Fastest news ever!!

–          Prime Minister Kevin Rudd owns noobs on Q&A

–          UFP Of the Week: Clinton Jones of the St Kilda Football club! Your prize is to die in a car fire!

–          A new Australian leaker in town!

–          Bronies still annoy us!

–          50 Shades of Grey casting

–          Heather Mills, post Paul McCartney; STILL an utter bitch!

 

Nerd News @ 1 hour 12mins

–          Benedict Cumberbatch Star Wars casting rumours

–          True Blood renewed for a 7th and final season

–          Space Dandy by Shinichro Watanabe official trailer drops

–          Official poster for Transformers 4 released and no-one cares

–          What if: Mark Wahlberg was Iron Man!?

–          Bradley Cooper confirmed as the voice of Rocket Racoon for Guardians of the Galaxy

–          The Man from U.N.C.L.E. remake featuring Jared Harris, Henry Cavill, Armie Hammer and directed by Guy Ritchie

–          Taylor Swift cast in Mark Millar’s Secret Service adaptation

–          Don Jon Trailer wrote and starring Joseph Gordon Levitt and Scarlett Johansson

–          Prisoners Trailer feature Hugh Jackson and Terence Howard

–          Keiji Inafune kickstarts his new game Mighty No. 9 because Capcom won’t make more Mega Man games

 

Claim the Throne’s new album; Forged in Flame!

Check them here: www.facebook.com/claimthethrone

Six Gun Gorilla, Reef Doctors officially sucks and Howard Sattler: Clod of the Highest Order

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Turning Japanese perhaps? I really think so. At least no-one can say we don’t cater to international markets!

Now on with the retardedness!

 

SUPANOVA!!!

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“What do you think of The Hoff being here?”

1 like = 1 respect…. What the f*ck are you talking about?

We shed a pink eye on the latest Japanese trend; Worming

We are three times more optimal than the average podcast

 

UFP Crew Questions and Talk Topics!

In-game walkthroughs

Jimi Hendrix Vs Stevie Ray Vaughn

Rupert Murdoch: P*ssy Hunter

Jaden Smith’s Eyebrows

Insulting a Podblocked host (upon their request!)

Basking Sharks….. We aren’t sure why the f*ck

The Digital Comic Revolution

Hi Alison Grad Jones! You made us talk about Man of Steel

We would rather see Taylor Swift than Fear Factory

Complimenting a Podblocked host (upon another podcast’s request)

Beating off to your daughter that you didn’t know was yours (stick with us on this one!)

 

NEWS!

It’s official! Reef Doctors is a bona-fide piece of shit! (Amongst many other shows we have touted as garbage)

Celebrities being slacktivist blowhards…. Plus the Robocop statues!

UFP of the Week runner up: Worst car thief ever!

UFP of the Week: Howard Sattler, f*cking clod of the highest order

 

NERD NEWS!!!

Comic reviews!

–          Superman Unchained

–          Batman #21

–          The American Vampire Anthology

–          The Wake

–          The True Lives of the Fabulous Killjoys

–          Six Gun Gorilla

Sons of Anarchy comic via Boom studios

Astonishing Captain America

New Defenders of the Earth comic

Jonathan Hickman’s God is Dead via Avatar Press

Journey into Mystery ending???

Matt Fraction’s Sex Criminals (a MUST for pre-orders as they WILL sell out!)

Zero by Ales Kot

Reality Check from Image

300: Rise of an Empire trailer

Man of Tai Chi trailer

Alpha Papa (Alan Partridge Movie) trailer

Iain Banks RIP

Yes, we are getting a 65 year old Terminator

IGN people’s choice for E3 goes to: The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt

Final Fantasy XV looks incredible!

Xbox One/Microsoft response for “always online” and used games

PS4 will be region free and a removable/upgradable 500GB hard drive

Ouya sh*t fight