Vanilla Ice struggles to maintain relevancy, crushing Katy Perry’s larynx and Mark Wahlberg is CASEY JONES!!!

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NSFW!!!!

 

Well…. If anything this episode proves that C Bomb should NEVER drink before the podcast ever again!

Anyways, on with the show…..

 

UFP Bonus goodies

C Bomb’s drinking

When even Ian McKaye says you’re “Beyond help”, you must be pretty messed up

UFP Merch ideas

 

UFP Crew Questions

–          The Fall shows we’re onto

–          The Crew’s reaction to The Walking Dead in General

–          No question too invasive, no proposition too embarrassing

–          Jackie Chan should ride a giant Australian boar to re-invigorate his career

–          Vanilla Ice struggles to maintain relevancy

–          Magical powers imbues us with the gift of Star Wars re-casting

–          Favorite comic book artists

–          Comic books into TV Shows

–          TV Show/characters into Comic Books

 

Explosive Professional Wrestling’s Re-Awakening XII!

Check it out and get tickets at www.epwperth.com

 

Special Brew’s video launch at The Bakery!

 

Comiczone’s Halloween Cosplay weekend!

 

Forgotten love and questions

 

NERD NEWS!!! (@ 1hour 26mins)

–          Captain America movie poster dropped

–          2 post credit scenes for Thor: Dark World

–          Trevor Slattery is coming back!!!

–          Alan Moore is “The Original Writer”

–          A + X ends at issue #18

–          Pre-production on the Batman/Superman film begins

–          Australians prefer single player games over multi player

–          Rockstar trolling the troll

–          Entourage much like Vanilla Ice, struggles to maintain relevancy

–          Sony requesting images of Beyond: Two Souls nudity hack

–          Wii now out of manufacture and the best and worst of the console’s run

–          Anchorman 2 trailer: Will Ferrell, you’re not funny and no-one cares

 

We go on to make the worst movie ever.

Pacific Rim review, Oldboy and League of Extraordinary Gentlemen will be extraordinarily horrible

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NSFW!!!

 

PHEW! Long-ass show today! Lots to get through so here you go!

 

New Simpsons might be turning it around

Coining phrases such as “One-handed Ad” and “Gayer than Baz Luhrmann’s browsing history”

The “Jobs” cardboard cut-out may make you not want to see the movie

Another reason why we do the Podcast is revealed (and it’s in relation to a highly implausible scenario)

New vids are up on our YouTube channel http://www.youtube.com/user/UltimateFacepalmUFP

Assholes….. Just….. assholes.

 

NEWS!

Sh*thead DJ who drove nurse to kill herself is now suing her employers

Getting SO drunk you want to pretend you’re Rebel Wilson

Here’s one for you for free, DON’T visit the Legoland Discovery Centre at the Ontario tourism centre without a child with you

 

MOVIE REVIEWS!

Pacific Rim

Despicable Me 2

 

UPF CREW QUESTIONS!

Kick Ass 2 review shall be forthcoming

RIPD Movie

Vin Diesel meeting with Marvel

Which was worse; Nic Cage in Ghost Rider or Shaq in Steel?

 

NERD NEWS! @ 1 hour 30 mins

Oldboy remake

Ales Kot off Suicide Squad

Andrew Hope to write an ongoing Fantomex series

Fox to pick up League of Extraordinary Gentlemen series (and it will more than likely horrible)

Curse of Chucky will be released to no audience

Live action Jungle Book adaptation

Sandman Overture, 6 issues being released bi-monthly

New TV spot for Agents of SHIELD

Smash Brothers will now be streaming

Rockstar Job listing hints at PC port for GTA5

Assassin’s Creed IV manga to be released in Jump X on August 10

Game releases for the week:

 

–          11 July 2013

         Star Wars Pinball

         Wii U

 

         Toki Tori 2

         PC

 

         Tiny Thief

         iPhone

 

–          12 July 2013

         Dynasty Warriors 8

         Xbox 360, PlayStation 3

 

–          14 July 2013

         Mega Man Unlimited

         PC