Ultimate Facepalm 143: Powers TV Series and Chappie movie review, Howard the Duck #1, White Power Milk and human wastes of skin triggered by The Joker Variant Batgirl cover

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We have a TON of stuff going on!

Patreon! Check it out, become a Patron and access the bonus shows and material HERE! https://www.patreon.com/UFP

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New Website! Also coming soon! Stay tuned again!

UFPTV! It’s here! Check it here! https://www.youtube.com/user/UltimateFacepalmUFP

It’s St Patricks Day – Bunnings get your shit together!

UFP Crew Talk Topics and Questions!

Movie Review: Chappie (at one hour and 2 mins)

Nerd News! (at one hour 16 mins)

RIP Terry Pratchett

New Superman and Wonder Woman outfits

The Joker variant cover for Batgirl #21 triggers useless wastes of skin

You can buy the Hulkbuster armour for just over $20k!

Lego Jurassic World…. Big whoop!

Kevin Smith is a fat useless cunt… Oh and he’s doing Mallrats 2

COMIC REVIEWS!!!

Howard the duck #1

Southern Cross #1

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RIP Leonard Nimoy, Capcom and Sega join forces, The Oscars snoozefest and seduced by Doctor Bigfoot attorney at large!

Hello again!

 

We’re back to the old format and I hope you like it because…. Well…. Tough.

 

Check out UFPTV because you have nothing better to do!!!!

 

Check out Feed It Comic’s podcast!

 

We answer the UFP Crew’s Questions and chat about their talk topics!

 

UFP News!

  • Tony Abbott is still a c*nt
  • Rupert Murdoch is not his real name
  • Cops Find Weed In Sour Cream Container Marked ‘Not Weed’
  • Seduced by Doctor Bigfoot Is Your Amazon.com Horror of the Day

NERD NEWS!!!

  • Tom Ellis is Lucifer
  • Ben Hardy to be Angel (?)
  • New Faith No More Song – Superhero
  • Ex Machina trailer
  • Netflix coming to Australia

Comic Book reviews

  • Spider Gwen #1
  • Suiciders #1
  • Silk #1
  • Thor Annual #1
  • Curb Stomp #1

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UFP Page 8: Batman Vs The Hulk, The Evil Within review, Axis Marvel event wrap up and we have a confession, but we’re not Usher

A big big show to kick off the new year! I really enjoyed it so I hope you enjoy it too!

 

  • G is wearing shorts therefore, it is hot. But we live in Perth, so fuck off.
  • True Detective does have a plot and if you think otherwise, you’re a twat
  • Iinet had to get out of the kitchen and turned off all their servers
  • Wanting to look good naked
  • UFP Crew questions and talk topics
  • Ant Man trailer
  • The Evil Within review
  • Warren Ellis co-writing Captain Marvel with Kelly Sue Deconnick
  • Axis event wrap up
  • S.H.I.E.L.D. #1 review

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UFP Rage 7: French police taser a rampaging Kinder chocolate fuelled monkey, showing love for “Mould Wine” and Tony Abbott further proving what utter derp of the highest order he is

Another late drop…..

Whatcha gonna do?

Enjoy!

 

–          “Enjoyable” Christmas dinners with co-workers

–          Best and worst Christmas movies

–          Check out “On the fringe” podcast

–          UFP Crew questions and talk topics

–          Tony Abbott further proves what utter derp of the highest order he is

–          The Interview is a piece of shit movie

–          Injured parrot turns out to be a CHRISTMAS HAT!

–          People showing love for “Mould Wine”

 

–          French Police taser chocolate fuelled monkey

 

 

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UFP Page 7: Sean Penn as Doctor Octopus, Rumble #1 review and Spiderman is a health industry allegory for egg cholesterol

Enough about syphilis, on with the show!

 

  • We’re at fringeworld.com.au! Get YOUR tix for NOW!
  • Sony speculating Tom Hardy as the Sandman and Sean Penn as Doctor Octopus
  • Best films, TV shows, Comics and video games of 2014
  • DC continues being annoying and nonsensical
  • Stuff Australia gets right
  • 6 year old fan made Mega Man game
  • Biggest video games surprises of 2014
  • Rumble #1 review

 

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UFP Rage 6: 21 Jump Street and Men in Black crossover, Tim Burton thinks Beetlejuice 2 is closer than ever, Birdman movie review and What’s the difference between Bono and Santa? Santa gives you things you want!

Another Ep, another dollar….

Not strictly true, but at least you’ll get a dollar’s worth of entertainment here as we rant upon….

  • The cars we would buy for $100,000
  • Hate or Rate: Sons of Anarchy finale, Giant Slip and Slide in Perth, #illridewithyou
  • 21 Jump Street and Men In Black crossover
  • Spiderman in Civil War
  • Tim Burton thinks Beetlejuice 2 is closer than ever!
  • Birdman movie review
  • Take That joke tops Christmas Cracker jokes
  • JK Simmons cast in Kong Skull Island alongside Tom Hiddleston

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UFP Page 6: Bitch Planet #1, Perth Fringe Festival 2015 and Phoenix Wright? Don’t you mean Roger Wright?

Hello Hello again!

Yes, like my cumshot the eps are coming thick and fast!

Let’s wipe that indecorous introduction off us and get on with it where in this episode we muse upon…

  • We’ve got a Perth Fringe Show! Check it here fringeworld.com.au
  • G was upset about his football team, Perth Glory, not doing as well as he’d had hoped.
  • American Horror Story Freakshow Analysis
  • Improvements on Agents of SHIELD
  • Ghostbusters spin off news
  • DC mass comic cancellation
  • Fiona Staples pencilling 3 episodes of Archie
  • Batgirl issue 37 cover explanation
  • Devil May Cry definitive edition
  • Bitch Planet #1 review
  • Stjepan Sejic now drawing Rat Queens
  • G Willow Wilson is now Marvel Exclusive
  • Gerry Duggan is also Marvel Exclusive
  • Phoenix Wright, don’t you mean Roger Wright?

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Ultimate Facepalm 125 – C Bomb’s UFP Page Solo Mess, Part Deux: Steven DeKnights’ Zebra arms, trying to explain Gamergate and banned from Super Smash Brothers for 136 years!

Well well well! We meet again lonliness!

 

Yes that’s right, G is MIA for this one again that meaning C Bomb has to do the show like he does his lovemaking; solo.

Here it is in all it’s majesty…

 

 

The Melbourne Cup is a bucket of “Who gives a shit”

G is still away and feeling like poo

C Bomb will be away as well

Check out epwperth.com and their huge wrestling event Reawakening 13! www.epwperth.com

 

UFP Crew Questions and Talk Topic

–          Vinnie Jones in Arrow

–          Wonder Woman movie set in the 20s

–          Steven DeKnight’s Zebra arms

–          No Bullseye for Netflix Daredevil season 2

–          Erasing movies from the public’s consciousness for the greater good

–          Trying to explain Gamergate

–          DC’s 2015 big annual event “Convergence”

 

NERD NEWS!!!!

–          Retired League of Legends player now gets $800k a year

–          Banned from Super Smash Bros for 136 years

–          Loki and Heimdall to return to the big screen and Avengers: Age of Ultron

–          The Internet Arcade allows you to play over 900 games for free in your browser

–          Attack on Titan and Marvel crossover is happening in Japan

 

 

 

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Ultimate Facepalm 120: Back from hiatus! Thor 3, Cosplayers killing conventions and all female Ghostbusters 3

Well, it’s been a while. I’ve almost forgotten how to do this!

 

New news and changes!

 

2 month catch up

–          The Fappening

–          Ray Rice

–          Destiny

–          HK Democracy

–          Ferguson/Shaw

 

UFP Crew Qs and TTs

–          How would we end Sons on Anarchy?

–          Fantastic Four Cancelation

–          Big comics of this year and ones coming up

–          3rd Thor film?

–          Foreign remakes of American films

–          India’s dancing superstar

–          Are cosplayers killing conventions?

–          Kevin Smith: Just fuck off already

 

Nerd News!

–          NYCC news

–          Twin Peaks returning

–          Unbeatable Squirrel Girl

–          Spider-Gwen Comics

–          Lego Batman movie Confirmed

–          Guardians of the Galaxy Animated trailer

–          Marvel Comics – Secret Wars

–          Predator Vs Archie

–          Tomorrowland teaser trailer

–          Michael Keaton WOULD play Batman again but only if it was for Tim Burton

–          Ghostbusters all-female reboot

Comic reviews

–          Thor #1

–          Batgirl #35

–          Batman #35

–          Men of Wrath #1

–          Wytches #1

–          Axis #1

–          Gotham Academy #1

–          Lobo #1

 

 

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Mr Peabody and Sherman movie review, The Incredibles 2 and Ronan Keating is… BATMAN!

Well so much for being quiet and low-key as per a very small part of our intro!

Here’s the show!

 

“Kate Winslet’s Bear Blaze” isn’t the name of some awesome chronic

Casey Donovan’s fake boyfriend

Secrets and Lies continues it’s descent into televisual obscurity

PROTIP: Ronan Keating has never played Batman in the films

 

Questions and Talk Topics!!!

–          Terry Crews as Luke Cage

–          Vettel is a giant crybaby that nobody likes evidently

–          The new Cosmos series

–          Steve Martin Vs Robin Williams

–          NFL wants over $16 million from rapper M.I.A.

–          Jeremy Clarkson’s “Roger Mellie” moment

–          A Melbourne man in New Zealand (probably) gets one of the dumbest names ever

 

Movie review!

Mr Peabody and Sherman

 

Nerd News!

–          Fantastic Four: Clusterf*ck

–          Scarlet Witch and Quicksilver concept art

–          Disney Pixar FINALLY announces The Incredibles 2! (and Cars 3 but who gives a sh*t about that)

–          Charlie Brown movie trailer

–          John Cena cast in a Judd Apatow movie

–          Ghostbusters 3 is still going ahead…. Oh dear.

–          Captain America 3 is scheduled to go head-to-head with the Superman/Batman/Justice League/Whatever the f*ck they’re calling it in 2016

–          Larfleeze series has been cancelled

–          Infinity Man and The Forever People

–          Rumours of DC to buy Dynamite

–          Brian Michael Bendis says there will be a sequel to the Spider Man/Miles Morales story

–          Wolverine’s “dying” but no one should care

–          Comic review: Secret Avengers #1

 

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Sin City 2, movies that shouldn’t have been made, Shaq Fu sequel and MECHA-C.S. LEWIS!!!

NSFW!!!!!

So this ep is a little old in the fact it was recorded a few days before it’s release. But just like a questionably smell bottle of milk, I still think it’s pretty fresh.

Let’s check it….

 

Rantin’ on Rinehart

Wildfire radio! We’re on it! Be sure to check it? www.wildfireradio.com

The creepy phenomenon that is the Malaysian Airline disaster

 

UFP Crew Questions and Talk Tops!

–          Top 5 movies that shouldn’t have been made.

–          What it would cost to keep us poddin’ more regularly

–          Italian Man got more than he bargained for with a visit to the knocking shop…. Probably.

–          Our top 5 comic book writers

–          Fear our timezone!!!

–          Transformers stickers on cars

–          Our platforms as leaders of our State of Western Australia

 

“NEWS!”

–          Bieber to become the double cup king

–          Frank Ocean sue by Chipotle

–          Beyonce pushes the boundaries of blowhardyness by trying to justify using a sample from the Challenger disaster

–          Kesha has slightly changed her name, but still maintains her utter disgustingness

 

NERD NEWS!!!!

–          Sin City 2 trailer

–          Crowd funding for a Shaq Fu sequel

–          Comixology Hacked

–          Leaking spoilers in Japan can now get you into deep trouble

–          Idris Elba cast in Jon Favreau’s new Jungle Book movie

–          Constantine casting news

–          Gary Oldman to produce The Diabolic TV series

–          Leaving Megalopolis to be published by Dark Horse

–          Battle Creek, new TV series from Vince Gilligan starring Dean Winters and Kal Penn

–          Sony looking to make a live action The Last of Us movie

–          Deus Ex’s Facebook page needs better staff!

Comic review!

–          Moon Knight 4.5/5

 

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Only Lovers Left Alive and Oldboy Movie Reviews, The Bunker issue one and the man who made love to 1000 cars (Protip: it’s NOT Gary Numan)

NSFW!!!!

PHEW!!!! I know I’ve started liner notes that no one read like this before, but this episode is, as they say, a dozy!

Watch your step, mind your head and be prepared to ride the lightning…… Probably.

 

The movin’s and the shakin’s over the next few eps and merch and stuff

G Money is once again a disgusting diseased mess

E Plate Drivers; do they exist in other countries?

More folks to be put on the plane to the sun; Mechanophiles

 

UFP Crew Questions and Talk Tops

–          Internet TV Vs Cable Subscriptions

–          Yes, we are well….

–          Guardians of the Galaxy  posters, trailers and all the other excitement

–          We explain TwitchPlaysPokemon

–          Australian Comics DO exist and we talk about some worth reading

–          Mark Zuckerberg as Lex Luther

–          Jack Bauer has now sunk to committing B&Es

–          It’s all Jake Gyllenhaal’s fault we’ve been subjected to Taylor Swift’s whining

–          Anders Brevik having a cry about his PS2 games

 

Movie Reviews

–          Only Lovers Left Alive

–          Oldboy

 

NERD NEWS!!!!

–          The passing of Bob 2 aka Bob Casale of Devo fame and Nelson ‘Big Daddy V’ Frazier Jr…. Good night sweet Princes.

–          Celebrating the end of the Year Of Luigi

–          BioShock Studio Irrational Games shuts down

–          Latest PS4 unit sales

–          The Movement cancelled

–          Tom Hardy joins Peaky Blinders season 2

–          Cyclops ongoing series by Rucka and Dauterman

Reviews:

–          The Bunker #1

–          X Force #1

–          Batman #28

 

 

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Injustice Gods Among Us movie, Joan Rivers waxes North West’s monobrow and Sunrise apologises to all the strippers

NSFW!!!

A bit of tough one this time around. I have to preface the episode that it’s a bit of uphill battle.

Anyways, let’s get to it…

 

Bronies are still horrible

More special shout outs to Super Podcasto Magnifico

 

FB and Twitter love

–          The new movie by M Night Shyamalan

–          The US IT Crowd pilot

–          Michael Cry-Bay-Bay’s Black Sails

–          True Detective Review

–          ABC trying to upsell Agents of SHIELD

–          Comixology’s global readers stats

–          Female games STILL getting trolled by useless pieces of shit for being female

–          Injustice Gods Among Us movie

–          Films will no longer be on film

–          Top Box Office flops of 2013

–          Jehovah’s witnesses in Australia

 

NEWS!

–          Most popular passwords of 2013

–          Joan Rivers waxes North West’s monobrow

–          Sunrise apologises to all the strippers

 

NERD NEWS!!!!

–          DC comics that are ending

–          “When in doubt, replace it with a Batman title”

–          JL United Confirmed

–          Batman/Superman delayed until May 6th 2016 (for now)

–          Michael B Jordan more or less officially cast as Johnny Storm in the new Fantastic Four movie

–          Rockstar lays down the law in GTAV

–          Candy Crush trademarks the word “Candy”

–          Abnett and Lanning split

–          Aaron Paul to star in Ron Howard’s Dark Tower adaptation

–          Heavy Metal bought out for Kevin Eastman by David Boxenbaum and Jeff Krelitz

–          The Bunker released in print but already picked up for a TV series

–          Nintendo will not being releasing their games on smart devices anytime soon

–          Fight Club without Tyler Durden

–          “Cum for Bigfoot”… need we say more???

 

 

Liberace IS Hank Pym, FOX’s Gotham High and we officially apologize for Neknominate

NSFW!!!

 

No “H” on our foreheads as we are not hard-light holograms… or are we???

What a terrible lead-in! This surely is a great omen for the upcoming show!
Let’s get to it!

 

 

Alan Davies heckling of G Money

 

Much love to our geek-podcast brethren and just WHO IS the flagship show of the Rhymes With Geek podcast network???

 

G Money to start his own Twitter! And has his own comics column in an actual magazine! Will wonders never cease!?

 

Check out @the_ironsheik on Twitter for the best laugh in a long time

 

Waluigi was NOT recently inducted into the WWE Hall of Fame

 

Talk topics and questions!

–          Is Hank Pym too old? Why does Juan Daeho sound like a housewife from Brooklyn?

–          If you see ‘Lone Survivor’ you will be shot! (if you text in front of an insane man in Florida)

–          Dan Slott readies the return of Peter Parker

–          How long will it take for Marvel to become dicks and lose their integrity

–          Fox’s new Gotham origins series; “Gotham High”

–          A bit love from our UFP Crew

–          Do we rate Game of Thrones?

–          Johnny Depp as Doctor Strange?

–          Do we prefer PC or Mac?

 

NEWS!!

 

–          Gabourey Sidibe trolls the trolls

–          David O Russell’s interview faux pas

–          Irish man’s seven week erection

–          We officially apologize for Neknominate

 

NERD NEWS!

 

–          Magic the Gathering film

–          Bill Paxton joins Agents of SHIELD and Stan Lee to cameo

–          DC launches Secret Origins

–          Intelligence TV series

–          True Detective and Helix TV Series

–          Season 3 finale of Sherlock

–          Jesse Plemons in cast in the new Star Wars films

–          PS3 Vs PS4 analysis via Tomb Raider

–          The Last of Us wins IGNs 2013 Game of the Year and their new single-player DLC campaign

–          The Dark Horse Buffy re-launch

 

 

The Hobbit Desolation of Smaug movie review, a half million dollar Lemonparty and the leg break heard around the world

Happy 2014!

 

To kick off the year, I’ve got the most laziest show notes ever (i.e. none)

But don’t let that fool you. We’re still rocking the same unique blend of toilet humor, double entendres and mis-quoted rubbish we were churning out last year!

Enjoy! ^_^