Ultimate Facepalm: The Melbourne Cup, Hipsters and Miley Cyrus makes out with old bags of skin

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Looking very spiffy in our vomit-covered rented suits, here is the latest episode in all it’s “glory”

 

The Melbourne Cup continues to annoy and perplex us

Goddamn Vegans

Remember, remember the 5th of November…. For annoying the piss out of us!

Those dirtbags over at The Boxed Whine….

 

 

UFP Crew questions

 

–          Ejecting people into space

–          Freakin’ hipsters

–          Who has the bigger hog?

–          Batman Origins

–          Best “starting point” comics

–          Antechinus: the only animal who likes to play FPSs

–          Sandman: Overture

–          Chocolate potato chips

–          “Five years later” for New 52

 

 

Oprah can’t do the Twitter

Miley Cyrus moves of from old boyfriend by making out with old talentless bags of pale white skin

Former world’s fattest man finds love

 

NERD NEWS!!! (@ 1 hour 9 mins)

–          Hourman CW TV series

–          All New Marvel Now

–          Kamala Khan, the new Ms Marvel

–          Vince Gilligan on Community

–          Hugh Jackman and James Mangold in talks for new Wolverine film

–          Jim Starlin Thanos project

–          Stormtrooper vibrators?

–          Camp WWE is a horrible, horrible idea

–          Bruce Campbell shoots down Army of Darkness 2

–          Ouya hits over 500 games

–          Videos actually BUILD your brains, not rots them!

–          The Kane and Lynch movie is going to happen (?)

–          Assassin’s Creed 4: Black Flag review

–          The Mandarin retcon

Dr Who 50th anniversary simulcast , M Night’s Twilight Zone reboot and Eiichiro Oda: Get well soon!

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Alllllllllllllllllllllrighty! Strap yourselves in folks for this episode is, as they say, a doozy!

 

Children with absurd names due to absurd parents

G Money’s wrap on The Wolverine

If a Guardians of the Galaxy is happening, an X Force movie is definitely going to happen

Is North West’s middle name “Bynorth”?

Masterchef loses the plot on its own, already weak, premises.

Slideshow looks like it should’ve been on Blue Peter 30 years ago

This Week Live (aka The Panel 2.0) is just The Project with less c*nts

Where can we go to get some REAL NEWS!?!

 

UFP Crew Questions

–          M Night’s potential TV future with a The Twilight Zone reboot

–          The cost of comics in Australia

–          Publishing Daredevil in braille

–          Shoutout to @MetalObsessed

–          The proof of friendship

–          How we feel about John Robertson moving to the UK

–          Legit scary movies

–          Our plans for the next conventions appearances in Perth

–          G Money’s comic trade recommendations

–          Our “hidden gems” when it comes to movies

–          Quick additional thoughts on The Wolverine

–          BJs on the Armadale line and gay tourists not welcome in Russia

–          Fantasy swapping FB feeds

–          Lawrence Mooney thinks he’s Paul Mooney

–          Wolverine: The Musical

–          The water in Australian toilets

 

NERD NEWS

 

–          Dr Who 50th anniversary edition will drop simulcast worldwide

–          47 Ronin trailer

–          2000AD official petition for a Dredd sequel

–          Amazing Spiderman 2 pics and footage coming out, funnily enough, not of Spiderman

–          Eiichiro Oda still in hospital (Get well soon!)

–          Competitive Gaming now recognised as a professional sports

–          Driving cars using NES joypads

–          First reviews of The Ouya

–          Reviews of the Earthbound re-launch on WiiU

–          Defend a killer whale in court with the a new DLC for the latest Phoenix Wright game!

–          Nightcrawler series now called Amazing X Men and done by Jason Aaron and Ed McGuiness

–          Fight Club sequel the graphic novel

–          Sacha Baron Cohen walks on Freddie Mercury biopic

 

Six Gun Gorilla, Reef Doctors officially sucks and Howard Sattler: Clod of the Highest Order

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Turning Japanese perhaps? I really think so. At least no-one can say we don’t cater to international markets!

Now on with the retardedness!

 

SUPANOVA!!!

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“What do you think of The Hoff being here?”

1 like = 1 respect…. What the f*ck are you talking about?

We shed a pink eye on the latest Japanese trend; Worming

We are three times more optimal than the average podcast

 

UFP Crew Questions and Talk Topics!

In-game walkthroughs

Jimi Hendrix Vs Stevie Ray Vaughn

Rupert Murdoch: P*ssy Hunter

Jaden Smith’s Eyebrows

Insulting a Podblocked host (upon their request!)

Basking Sharks….. We aren’t sure why the f*ck

The Digital Comic Revolution

Hi Alison Grad Jones! You made us talk about Man of Steel

We would rather see Taylor Swift than Fear Factory

Complimenting a Podblocked host (upon another podcast’s request)

Beating off to your daughter that you didn’t know was yours (stick with us on this one!)

 

NEWS!

It’s official! Reef Doctors is a bona-fide piece of shit! (Amongst many other shows we have touted as garbage)

Celebrities being slacktivist blowhards…. Plus the Robocop statues!

UFP of the Week runner up: Worst car thief ever!

UFP of the Week: Howard Sattler, f*cking clod of the highest order

 

NERD NEWS!!!

Comic reviews!

–          Superman Unchained

–          Batman #21

–          The American Vampire Anthology

–          The Wake

–          The True Lives of the Fabulous Killjoys

–          Six Gun Gorilla

Sons of Anarchy comic via Boom studios

Astonishing Captain America

New Defenders of the Earth comic

Jonathan Hickman’s God is Dead via Avatar Press

Journey into Mystery ending???

Matt Fraction’s Sex Criminals (a MUST for pre-orders as they WILL sell out!)

Zero by Ales Kot

Reality Check from Image

300: Rise of an Empire trailer

Man of Tai Chi trailer

Alpha Papa (Alan Partridge Movie) trailer

Iain Banks RIP

Yes, we are getting a 65 year old Terminator

IGN people’s choice for E3 goes to: The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt

Final Fantasy XV looks incredible!

Xbox One/Microsoft response for “always online” and used games

PS4 will be region free and a removable/upgradable 500GB hard drive

Ouya sh*t fight