Ultimate Facepalm: The Melbourne Cup, Hipsters and Miley Cyrus makes out with old bags of skin

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Looking very spiffy in our vomit-covered rented suits, here is the latest episode in all it’s “glory”

 

The Melbourne Cup continues to annoy and perplex us

Goddamn Vegans

Remember, remember the 5th of November…. For annoying the piss out of us!

Those dirtbags over at The Boxed Whine….

 

 

UFP Crew questions

 

–          Ejecting people into space

–          Freakin’ hipsters

–          Who has the bigger hog?

–          Batman Origins

–          Best “starting point” comics

–          Antechinus: the only animal who likes to play FPSs

–          Sandman: Overture

–          Chocolate potato chips

–          “Five years later” for New 52

 

 

Oprah can’t do the Twitter

Miley Cyrus moves of from old boyfriend by making out with old talentless bags of pale white skin

Former world’s fattest man finds love

 

NERD NEWS!!! (@ 1 hour 9 mins)

–          Hourman CW TV series

–          All New Marvel Now

–          Kamala Khan, the new Ms Marvel

–          Vince Gilligan on Community

–          Hugh Jackman and James Mangold in talks for new Wolverine film

–          Jim Starlin Thanos project

–          Stormtrooper vibrators?

–          Camp WWE is a horrible, horrible idea

–          Bruce Campbell shoots down Army of Darkness 2

–          Ouya hits over 500 games

–          Videos actually BUILD your brains, not rots them!

–          The Kane and Lynch movie is going to happen (?)

–          Assassin’s Creed 4: Black Flag review

–          The Mandarin retcon

Miley Cyrus’ crack habit, Marky Mark’s GED and Pennywise lives!

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NSFW!!!

Another late one…. Whadday gonna do?

 

Shout outs to our friends

 

UFP Questions

Miley Cyrus’ Crack habit

Desert Island discs

James Spader as Ultron

Agents of SHIELD

Breaking Bad

 

Nerd News

Mad Men Season 7 split into two parts

Better Call Saul confirmed

Jurassic World confirmed

Arnie potential casting in Avatar 2

Kelsey Grammer in Expendables 3

Marky Mark finally graduates High School

Pennywise lives!

Miley Cyrus is the Dr Rockso of Maxim hot 100, Deadpool buys naked Bea Arthur painting and never interview 4 year olds

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“Hello everyone. It’s been a while…”

 

C Bomb talks about what he doing that stopped them from recording a drop date ago

HUGE shout out to our friends at The Boxed Whine! Be sure to check them out.

C Bomb vents his spleen at Sunrise yet again!

4 year old mayors are not newsworthy

UFP Crew Questions

–          Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.

–          People saying stupid things

–          G Money’s X Men storyline picks

–          Fave albums matched with fave films

–          Joining KISS

–          UFP: Origins

–          Why we stay in AUS

 

House swap: Belfast/Bel Air version

Lindsay Lohan? More like Lindsay Bloat-han! Am I right fellas?!?

… And the latest in “No shit news” from UWA: Kids playing active games are better than the sedentary games!

Northbridge now the “Hip and Funky” capital of WA

Miley Cyrus is the Dr Rockso of the Maxim hot 100

If someone loses your Mercedes, don’t threaten people with huge black dildos

Deadpool buys naked Bea Arthur painting

Rebel Wilson is now horrible every week!

 

NERD NEWS (@ 1 hr and 1 min)

 

4 more DC cancellations: Dial H, Demon Knights, Thresh-hold, Legion of Super Heroes

James Robinson leaves DC

Next Bond films possibly to be taken over by Christopher Nolan

Zombieland TV series “Heckeled to death”

Arnold Schwarzenegger in the Toxic Avenger remake

Superman Unbound review

New Riddick trailer

Gambit and Red She-Hulk to end shortly

Boom studios putting out a new Robocop title by Frank Miller

New Warriors set to return

Doctor Who pretend leaked spoilers

EA won’t release games on WiiU

A guy uses the same Pokemon for almost a decade

Fake Nintendo phone looks great

Game releases for this week

Donkey Kong Country Returns 3D – 3DS

Resident Evil: Revelations – PS3X360PCWIIU

Fast & Furious: Showdown – X360PS3

Call of Juarez: Gunslinger – PC and Xbox 360

Sniper Elite V2 – WIIU

LEGO Batman 2: DC Super Heroes – WiiU