Ultimate Facepalm 82: The Canyons movie review, Fantomex Max & Hinterkind Reviews and R.I.P. Uncle Chop Chop

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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH WHATTA RUSH!!!

Back in fine form! Let’s get to it!

 

It’s almost our 1st Birthday! HUZZAH!

CJ Ramone is the Shemp of the Ramones

Val Venis’ Adult’s only Macarena

Tommy Dreamer’s wife looks like Mama Fratelli

 

UFP Crew Questions!

–          The price of living in Perth

–          Halloween in Australia

–          C Bomb loves his Motrin

–          Eating lobsters

–          Halloween costume ideas

–          How your birth signs will predict your health

–          Higher learning got us where we are (jealous huh?)

–          Qatar gives the world another reason to hate them

–          Vanilla Ice give the world another reason to hate him

 

NEWS!

 

Exploding tattoo business is booming (pun INTENDED!)

This week in death: R.I.P. Mark “Chopper” Read, Tom Clancy and Phil Chevron

Chevron needs to know your vagina’s history

 

Movie Review: The Canyons

 

NERD NEWS!!!!

–          Masters of the Universe Movie delay

–          I Frankenstein trailer

–          Punisher fan film shut down by Marvel

–          Will Ferrell shills whats left of his soul

–          New York Comic Con

–          New Image series Outcast by Robert Kirkman and Paul Azaceta

–          Dynamite and Dark Horse to crossover Conan and Red Sonja

–          Who is Jake Ellis has now been optioned for a movie by Fox

–          Manapul and Buccelato to take over Detective Comics

–          Fantomex Max Review: 4/5

–          Hinterkind Review: 3.5/5

–          Watchdogs WiiU ahead of the curve

–          First looks at Beyond: Two Souls

Pacific Rim review, Oldboy and League of Extraordinary Gentlemen will be extraordinarily horrible

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PHEW! Long-ass show today! Lots to get through so here you go!

 

New Simpsons might be turning it around

Coining phrases such as “One-handed Ad” and “Gayer than Baz Luhrmann’s browsing history”

The “Jobs” cardboard cut-out may make you not want to see the movie

Another reason why we do the Podcast is revealed (and it’s in relation to a highly implausible scenario)

New vids are up on our YouTube channel http://www.youtube.com/user/UltimateFacepalmUFP

Assholes….. Just….. assholes.

 

NEWS!

Sh*thead DJ who drove nurse to kill herself is now suing her employers

Getting SO drunk you want to pretend you’re Rebel Wilson

Here’s one for you for free, DON’T visit the Legoland Discovery Centre at the Ontario tourism centre without a child with you

 

MOVIE REVIEWS!

Pacific Rim

Despicable Me 2

 

UPF CREW QUESTIONS!

Kick Ass 2 review shall be forthcoming

RIPD Movie

Vin Diesel meeting with Marvel

Which was worse; Nic Cage in Ghost Rider or Shaq in Steel?

 

NERD NEWS! @ 1 hour 30 mins

Oldboy remake

Ales Kot off Suicide Squad

Andrew Hope to write an ongoing Fantomex series

Fox to pick up League of Extraordinary Gentlemen series (and it will more than likely horrible)

Curse of Chucky will be released to no audience

Live action Jungle Book adaptation

Sandman Overture, 6 issues being released bi-monthly

New TV spot for Agents of SHIELD

Smash Brothers will now be streaming

Rockstar Job listing hints at PC port for GTA5

Assassin’s Creed IV manga to be released in Jump X on August 10

Game releases for the week:

 

–          11 July 2013

         Star Wars Pinball

         Wii U

 

         Toki Tori 2

         PC

 

         Tiny Thief

         iPhone

 

–          12 July 2013

         Dynasty Warriors 8

         Xbox 360, PlayStation 3

 

–          14 July 2013

         Mega Man Unlimited

         PC