Two True Freaks! Episode 312 – Star Trek Monthly Monday #47 1701 Edition

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Scott Gardner and Chris Honeywell are BACK!

This month, Scott reads an IDW Omnibus and Chris’ iMac BITES THE BIG ONE so he has to do all his podcasting work on his surplus Starfleet computer.

Then… ON TO THE MAIN EVENT!  “THE DEADLY YEARS”!  These are the voyages of the geriatric crew of the Starship Enterprise.  Their grey haired mission– To seek out New Life and New Sources of Fiber.  To Slowly Go Where No Man Has Gone Before…. or to Florida…  BEHOLD the Miracle of Shatner and Doohan aging — WITHOUT GAINING WEIGHT!!  MARVEL at VULCAN INCONTINENCE!  ALL THIS — AND A LONG DISTANCE DEDICATION!

PLUS — “Star Trek: Debt of Honor” by Chris “Uncanny X-Men” Claremont and Adam Hughes!!

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Two True Freaks! Episode 270 – Star Trek Monthly Monday #42

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Due to a FREAK TRANSPORTER ACCIDENT, the CLASSIC Trek and TNG Monthly Monday formats have been melded together into one CHERON-LIKE episode!

This month, The Freaks are joined by one of their favorite guests – Mike “Bibliomike” Poteet!  The luck of the draw has brought two extremely similar episodes together — very much like that old Reese’s Peanut Butter Cup commercial…

Anyway, first up is the Classic Trek episode COURT MARTIAL — where Kirk gets embroiled in a courtroom drama, but STILL gets time to mete out a few roundhouses!

Then, BEATEN AND SOBBING, The Freaks and special guest take on the BIG question – “Is Data People or just a WALKING TOASTER?” — in the Next Generation episode MEASURE OF A MAN.

Yes, that’s right, it’s an episode chock full o’ PHILOSOPHY AND GRAVITAS!  It’s a regular Masterpiece Theatre up in here!

 

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Two True Freaks! Episode 178 – Star Trek Monthly Monday #28 NCC-1701

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Comb your hair and put your boots on! It’s time for CLASSIC TREK! This month, The Freaks examine the classic episode “WINK OF AN EYE” in which Kirk’s metabolism is rocketed into hummingbird speed with some tampered-with space Starbucks! Then it’s on to the DC Comics series with Spock’s cheesy pseudo-Freudian nightmare followed by the triumphant return of REDJAC! He may still have the voice of Piglet, but this time he’s bigger, badder, and OUT FOR REVENGE! Revenge on who? Who do you think?

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Two True Freaks! Episode 116 – Star Trek Monthly Monday #19

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In this SEXTACULAR episode, The Freaks start off with a HOT SLAB OF STEAMIN’ ORIGINAL SERIES called “Bread And Circuses” in which Kirk and crew find out the meaning of the phrase “WHEN IN ROME”!

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Next, the continuing DC Comics Mirror Universe Saga gets even more volatile and violent as the good Kirk GETS HIS, but doesn’t “GET ANY”!

Last, but never least, we warp into the 24th Century and visit a SENSUAL world filled with aerobics instructors in the Next Generation Episode “JUSTICE“! Yeah, they’re all tan and fit and they just LOOOOOVE those federation uniforms! The entire crew prepares for an UNINHIBITED, NOOKIE-FILLED SHORE LEAVE when Wesley Crusher…. y’know, I really don’t want to talk about it…

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Two True Freaks! Episode 97 – The Star Trek II/III Lookback Special!!

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The Freaks are joined by NOTED STAR TREK AUTHOR Mike Poteet as they break down Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan – perhaps the most popular Star Trek movie — and Star Trek III: The Search For Spock – one of the most underrated Star Trek movies, as well as the only Star Trek movie both Freaks were lucky enough to have seen at an actual Drive-In!

SPECIAL BONUS — A Two True Freaks DRINKING GAME: Take a shot every time someone says “KHAN”! Fun for the whole famn damily!!

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The Two True Freaks STAR TREK 2009 ReRun #2 – ‘First Impressions’ Movie Review!!

PLEASE NOTE:
In honor of the DVD Release of J.J. Abrams’ STAR TREK, this episode is a rerun that originally aired May 10th, 2009!!

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The Freaks give their SPOILER FILLED review of the new J.J. Abrams directed Star Trek movie. Is Kirk up to snuff? Will the continuity wonks be satisfied? CAN they be satisfied? Is it sequel worthy? Should you believe the hype? What is the CHEESE-FACTOR? Is Nimoy just beaming it in? Is it your daddy’s Star Trek? Believe it or not, these questions and many, many more are all answered in this rushed-out episode! Did I mention that this episode is especially SPOILERY? Remember – YOU WERE WARNED!!

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The Two True Freaks STAR TREK 2009 ReRun #1 – IDW’s Star Trek: Countdown Special!!

PLEASE NOTE:
In honor of the DVD Release of J.J. Abrams’ STAR TREK, this episode is a rerun that originally aired April 6th, 2009!!

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Fuggedaboud Dork Reign! Screw Final Crapsis!! The Freaks have just read the REAL comic book event of the year!! Join ’em for an in-depth analysis of IDW’s Star Trek mini-series “Countdown”, the prequel for the much-anticipated and much-feared J.J. Abrams Star Trek movie!! Do the comics help to ease the feelings of dread that Scott and Chris have been feeling for months, or are they simply another cheesy pointless tie-in to make a quick buck? Should they now read the IDW Terminator: Salvation prequel mini? Join the Dorky Duo and find out if they are holding their breath or holding their noses!

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A Two True Freaks Special Presentation: Episode 82 – Star Trek: The Next Generation – “Encounter At Farpoint”!!

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It’s a Two True Freaks Special Presentation! The full-length made-for-tv movie that started it all — Star Trek: The Next Generation – “Encounter At Farpoint”!!

Listen to The Freaks boldly embark on yet another MASSIVE UNDERTAKING – the show-by-show, chronological coverage of the full run of Star Trek: The Next Generation!

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Two True Freaks! Episode 81 – Star Trek Monthly Monday #13

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Isn’t the saying supposed to be – “All the women want to have Kirk and all the men want to BE Kirk”? Apparently, this episode is going to prove half of that saying wrong with TWO tales of mentally ill women actually BECOMING Captain Kirk! One uses a mysterious alien technology in the original tv series episode “The Turnabout Intruder”!. The other employs ancient shape-shifting techniques to pull the ol’ switcheroo in DC Comics’ Star Trek issue #6!

And did I say that was all? Well, you are most definitely NOT excused, so sit your ass down and get comfortable for a trip below the sea to ORCA’S BOOK CLUB!!

And finally…brace yourselves and prepare your brains, dear listeners, for an EXPLOSIVE ANNOUNCEMENT! Star Trek Monthly Monday will NEVER BE THE SAME!!!! AHAHAHAHA!

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Two True Freaks! Episode 76 – Star Trek Monthly Monday #12

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This month, The Freaks offer up enough Star Trek to choke a Mugato! First up is a soundbite of Star Trek Phase II mastermind James Cawley speaking at DragonCon, followed by DISCO McCOY, a senses-shattering review of DC Comics’ Star Trek #5, and then… it’s time to Join The Search!! The Search For…SPOCK’S BRAIN!

Joining the Freaks are Todd Grady and Eric Peterson, as they pick apart this Classic Original Trek Episode.

If you want to pick along, you can watch the show legally and for free on the internets! CLICK TO SEE SPOCK’S BRAIN BRAIN AND BRAIN! WHAT IS BRAIN?!!

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Two True Freaks! Episode 72 – Star Trek Monthly Monday #11 – Star Trek: The Motion Picture

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In this very exciting episode, the Freaks give some much needed love to the oft-neglected and sadly far, far underappreciated first (and Scott’s personal favorite) Star Trek film — Star Trek: The Motion Picture!!

In the first half of the episode, Chris and Scott blab about their personal discoveries, thoughts, feelings, and insights on the film and its various incarnations, most especially the Director’s Edition.

Then in the second half of the show, the Freaks are joined by first timer to the show Luke (ljacone on thecomicforums.com) and returning guest-freak extra-ordinaire Chris Gallo (webhead) for fascinating round-table discussion of the first and most “science-fictiony” big-screen Trek!

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