Ultimate Facepalm 82: The Canyons movie review, Fantomex Max & Hinterkind Reviews and R.I.P. Uncle Chop Chop

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Back in fine form! Let’s get to it!

 

It’s almost our 1st Birthday! HUZZAH!

CJ Ramone is the Shemp of the Ramones

Val Venis’ Adult’s only Macarena

Tommy Dreamer’s wife looks like Mama Fratelli

 

UFP Crew Questions!

–          The price of living in Perth

–          Halloween in Australia

–          C Bomb loves his Motrin

–          Eating lobsters

–          Halloween costume ideas

–          How your birth signs will predict your health

–          Higher learning got us where we are (jealous huh?)

–          Qatar gives the world another reason to hate them

–          Vanilla Ice give the world another reason to hate him

 

NEWS!

 

Exploding tattoo business is booming (pun INTENDED!)

This week in death: R.I.P. Mark “Chopper” Read, Tom Clancy and Phil Chevron

Chevron needs to know your vagina’s history

 

Movie Review: The Canyons

 

NERD NEWS!!!!

–          Masters of the Universe Movie delay

–          I Frankenstein trailer

–          Punisher fan film shut down by Marvel

–          Will Ferrell shills whats left of his soul

–          New York Comic Con

–          New Image series Outcast by Robert Kirkman and Paul Azaceta

–          Dynamite and Dark Horse to crossover Conan and Red Sonja

–          Who is Jake Ellis has now been optioned for a movie by Fox

–          Manapul and Buccelato to take over Detective Comics

–          Fantomex Max Review: 4/5

–          Hinterkind Review: 3.5/5

–          Watchdogs WiiU ahead of the curve

–          First looks at Beyond: Two Souls

James Gandolfini, The Last of Us and Paula Deen’s Calvin Candie themed party

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Supanova isn’t far now. VERY exciting stuff! And another long one today to let’s get to it….

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Supanova updates

George R R Martin and Peter Dinklage coming to Australia in November

Bow down to Nintendo Xbox and PS fanboys

Masterchef struggles to maintain relevancy

Paula Deen’s Calvin Candie themed party

 

UFP Crew Questions

Mad Max game voice actors

Chopper IS a great film

Embarrassing pop culture guilty pleasures

We cannot sing

Cheese sandwiches

Pat Benatar is too metal for our crew

Under rated supernatural beings in movies

A Jason Todd phone survey for every TV show once a season

 

NEWS

James Gandolfini R.I.P. and bow down to the Sopranos

More sh*tty journalism

Australian newscasters find death and riots SOOOOOO funny!

Russell Brand freaks out “journalists”

Seal’s enormous backflip over his “leaving Australia” comments

Stephen Fry and Hugh Laurie reunion

Sophie Monk’s “impressive” back story

 

NERD NEWS (@1hr 13mins)

The Last of Us – Review (very slight spoilers)

Age of Ultron final issue – Review (spoilers)

Potential casting for Myles Morales

Our town (Perth, Western Australia) heavily featured in Avengers #14

Robert Downey Jr officially signed on for Avengers 2 and 3

Mary Jane Watson written out of Amazing Spider Man sequel

Independence Day 2 is actually happening (???)

Ray Donovan starring Leiv Schreiber knocked G Money on his ass

Xbox/Microsoft’s MASSIVE backflip on 24hr connection and game sharing

New Gatchaman trailer

New Kisai Breathalyzer watch via tokyoflash.com

Wolfenstein The New Order gameplay vids from E3