Six Gun Gorilla, Reef Doctors officially sucks and Howard Sattler: Clod of the Highest Order

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Turning Japanese perhaps? I really think so. At least no-one can say we don’t cater to international markets!

Now on with the retardedness!

 

SUPANOVA!!!

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“What do you think of The Hoff being here?”

1 like = 1 respect…. What the f*ck are you talking about?

We shed a pink eye on the latest Japanese trend; Worming

We are three times more optimal than the average podcast

 

UFP Crew Questions and Talk Topics!

In-game walkthroughs

Jimi Hendrix Vs Stevie Ray Vaughn

Rupert Murdoch: P*ssy Hunter

Jaden Smith’s Eyebrows

Insulting a Podblocked host (upon their request!)

Basking Sharks….. We aren’t sure why the f*ck

The Digital Comic Revolution

Hi Alison Grad Jones! You made us talk about Man of Steel

We would rather see Taylor Swift than Fear Factory

Complimenting a Podblocked host (upon another podcast’s request)

Beating off to your daughter that you didn’t know was yours (stick with us on this one!)

 

NEWS!

It’s official! Reef Doctors is a bona-fide piece of shit! (Amongst many other shows we have touted as garbage)

Celebrities being slacktivist blowhards…. Plus the Robocop statues!

UFP of the Week runner up: Worst car thief ever!

UFP of the Week: Howard Sattler, f*cking clod of the highest order

 

NERD NEWS!!!

Comic reviews!

–          Superman Unchained

–          Batman #21

–          The American Vampire Anthology

–          The Wake

–          The True Lives of the Fabulous Killjoys

–          Six Gun Gorilla

Sons of Anarchy comic via Boom studios

Astonishing Captain America

New Defenders of the Earth comic

Jonathan Hickman’s God is Dead via Avatar Press

Journey into Mystery ending???

Matt Fraction’s Sex Criminals (a MUST for pre-orders as they WILL sell out!)

Zero by Ales Kot

Reality Check from Image

300: Rise of an Empire trailer

Man of Tai Chi trailer

Alpha Papa (Alan Partridge Movie) trailer

Iain Banks RIP

Yes, we are getting a 65 year old Terminator

IGN people’s choice for E3 goes to: The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt

Final Fantasy XV looks incredible!

Xbox One/Microsoft response for “always online” and used games

PS4 will be region free and a removable/upgradable 500GB hard drive

Ouya sh*t fight

Jon Hamm is The Punisher, Robert Barone was actually deaf and porn on the cob (NSFW!)

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NSFW!!!!

Just so much to hate on today’s show (so business as usual really)

Let’s get it on! 

 

Altered Reality TV shitstorm

If you’re a single dude, simply become morbidly obese to get a wife

Labby and Stav need to be put into a lab and then stabbed

Lawrence Mooney is a smug jar of piss

Raymond Ramano’s brother is actually deaf

Hahn Super Dry; Fuck off!

Green Arrow DOES NOT shine bright like a diamond

UFP Crew questions!

First ever pornos

Indie comics turned into movies

Jon Hamm IS The Punisher

Thor’s helmet is nowhere to be seen!

Why do we hate everything?

Become a god to everyone or a god to just nerds?

 

NERD NEWS! at 1 hr and 01 min!

X Factor Cancelled

Gail Simone to do Plastic Man

New Shazam and Booster Gold series

Death of Wolverine

X-Men: Battle of the Atom

Spider Man 2099 Returns

Colin Firth cast in The Secret Service

Charles Soule on Thunderbolts

New Pacific Rim Trailer

New GTA V Promos

Ender’s Game, Porn star wish lists and dream comic-movie castings

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“It was a dark and stormy night….”

Perth might be in the shits weather –wise at the moment, which works well for us as our brains are always in the shits! (we apologize for the rain in the background!)

Here’s the show…

 

UFP HOTLINE: +61 434 680 837

Check out our picks for the Perth International Comedy Festival

C Bomb’s Reddit/Podcast rant

Hoping to get sponsorship from Johnson and Johnson

We answer YOUR questions and talk topics! All 16 of them!!!

Porn star wish lists

 

Dream castings for comic-based movies at 24mins

Kids today, Tang and worst/best towns

Westboro Baptist Church and their utter fuckery

Sex with super heroines

Man of Steel will be bigger than Star Trek (our prediction)

Live action Facepalms!

Self-fulfilling prophecy: Celebrity Splash off primetime slot (because it’s utter, UTTER shit!)

Australia shall continue to steal Game of Thrones

Kid Rock to join Bon Jovi for their Australian “Three Songs Only!” tour

 

NERD NEWS at 1 hr 18mins !

Enders Game Trailer

The World’s End Trailer

Tom Cruise signed on for Mission Impossible 5

Luke Evans cast as The Crow

IT Crowd special finale

Kingdom Hearts Remix for PS3

Diablo 3’s economy in meltdown

Ray Harryhausen R.I.P.

Comic review round-up:

–          Ten Grand

–          Suicide Risk

–          Superior Spider Man

–          X-Men Legacy