Ultimate Facepalm 90: Godzilla remake, The Phantom Zone of Vaginas and just call it “Justice League” already!

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New show!

A day early! (at the time of the drop)

Please enjoy!

 

Ozzy needs a Pagoda and a Ketamine Burrito

People think cats are their own species when in fact, they are just gay dogs

Some painful real life facepalms

Autism is now in vogue

 

UFP Crew Questions!

–          Requests for “C*nt of the Week”; this week “Hi-Tila Tequila”

–          Rover Red Charlie – Garth Ennis’ new work

–          The New Sin City movie

–          Disney’s acquisition of the Indiana Jones franchise

–          Our FINAL rant on The Walking Dead

–          All the Amazing Spider-man 2 news

–          A Sound of Thunder

–          Is watching Honey BooBoo grounds for leaving someone?

–          Ron Burgandy whoredom knows no bounds

–          Books we haven’t written

 

NEWS!

–          Australia’s only epic city in and epic example of epic-bad journalism

–          The worst baby names in 2013

 

NERD NEWS!

–          Batman vs. Superman; should they just call it “Justice League”?

–          Wonder Woman casting

–          The bait ‘n’ switch of Brian’s death on The Family Guy

–          Terminator TV series to tie with the Terminator films reboot and we all wonder, “Why the fuck?”

–          Matt Smith meeting with JJ Abrams and now featuring in the latest “American Psycho” theater run

–          The new US Godzilla remake

–          Adam Sandler is Hollywood’s most overpaid star (what a shock right?)

Ultimate Facepalm Episode 66: X-Force movie, Green Lantern colors and a depressed Hideo Kojima

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NSFW!!!

VERY French beginning to the show! But don’t let that stop you from listening!

 

C Bomb UNSEEING The Wolverine

Perth’s Nexus Collectables Fair

G Money is starring in the next series of Kyle XY

Make sure you check out our YouTube Channel: https://www.youtube.com/user/UltimateFacepalmUFP

Dirty Blonde giving C Bomb dirty looks

Homeless dudes now have no excuse to being filthy if they are near a gas station

The Vandals are FAR superior to The Offspring

 

UFP CREW Questions

–          The airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow

–          Terrible people

–          Johnny Depp’s amazing “portrayal” of a Native Americans

–          Izzy “Al Jolson” Azalea

–          Go get yourself a burrito…. But not between the hours of 3pm to 5pm!

–          What we’d do all day if we were pigs

–          Our picks for WWE Money in the bank matches

–          Zimmerman Trial Verdict

–          The Lanterns from the Green Lanterns, their powers and what to read if you’re getting back into Green Lantern

 

NEWS!

Brazilian man killed by a cow falling through his roof

A sad, pathetic narcissist is trying to sue Gucci over his $800 manbag

 

NERD NEWS at 1 hour 12 mins!!!

–          Fantomex Max ongoing series by Andrew Hope and Shaun Crystal

–          Inhumanity by Matt Fraction

–          Marvel Knights returns!!!

Matt Kindt with Spider-Man

Brahm Revel with X-Men

Joe Keatinge with Hulk

–          Summer Glau in season 2 of Arrow

–          Actor’s likenesses in comics

–          TV Shows to be perpetuated in comic form

–          X-Force movie going ahead and to be directed by Jeff Wadlow (Kick Ass 2)

–          Hugh Jackman pushing for Wolverine to feature in The Avengers

–          Sharknado: It’s dumb

–          Adam Sandler attacked by the world’s most-liked Cheetah

–          Comic-Con backpacks hurt my brain!

–          Zachary Quinto asserts Star Trek 3 could be filming as early as next year

–          Johnny Depp to star in Alice in Wonderland 2 AND Pirates of the Caribbean 5

–          New Street Fighter 4 announced Evo 2013

–          Ducktales Remastered to be released in August across the US

–          Hideo Kojima depressed by GTA V

–          New Peter Parker: Spider-Man 5 issue mini by David Morrell (Rambo)

–          Red Sonja by Gail Simone already in 3rd print (ie GET IT NOW!!!!)

W.I.P. # 166 – Night Owls

On this episode I talk new books, Night of the Owls and L.A. Noire.

 

Two True Freaks! Classic – Episode 6

PLEASE NOTE:
This episode is a rerun that originally aired September 15th, 2008.

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Episode 6 – The Dark Knight “First Impressions” Review

Has The BAT Jumped The SHARK?

Well, here it is!! You’ve heard about it, you’ve read about it, now listen to this legendary episode for yourself!! Yes, friends, there actually were people that :gasp: DIDN’T LIKE The Dark Knight!!

Join The Freaks, Chris Honeywell and Scott H. Gardner, for their MOST CONTROVERSIAL EPISODE EVER (yes, even MORE controversial than the ancient astronauts episode!!) in which they treat Christopher Nolan’s so-called “epic” the way Ozzie Osbourne treats a bat’s head.

Yeah, yeah, they know — you LOVED it, right? The whole damned world loved it. But maybe now…..after the initial rush has worn off and you’ve come down off that Mountain Dew-induced nerd-high, maybe, just maybe, you can spot some of the chips and cracks in this current Caped Crusader’s nipple-free batsuit, too…

Or not…

ENJOY!!

Two True Freaks! is a proud member of BOTH The Comics Podcast Network and The League of Comic Book Podcasts

NOTE — The Two True Freaks! now have a phone line where you can call and leave a completely inappropriate message – We just might use it on the show! It’s 585-COP-LURE!! ( 1-585-267-5873 )

Also be sure to visit our forum at TheComicsForum – Two True Freaks Forum where you can tell us just exactly how SICK & WRONG you think we are!

Feedback for this show may be sent to twotruefreaks@gmail.com

And visit our MySpace Account

Come to our YouTube site and see some of our favorite movies!

Follow Scott on Twitter!

Two True Freaks is a production of Dufaux DiManzo – 2009 DiManzicorp-Shortsleeve Ltd.

Two True Freaks! Classic – Episode 4

PLEASE NOTE:
This episode is a rerun that originally aired September 1st, 2008.

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Episode 4 – Neglected And Forgotten Movies

Get ready to load up your Netflix queue!!

The Freaks discuss some movies that they think have gotten the short end of the stick. Join Chris Honeywell and Scott H. Gardner for a list of movies that have either been forgotten, overlooked, unfairly panned or just plain ignored — but are well worth your attention.

Enjoy!

Two True Freaks! is a proud member of BOTH The Comics Podcast Network and The League of Comic Book Podcasts

NOTE — The Two True Freaks! now have a phone line where you can call and leave a completely inappropriate message – We just might use it on the show! It’s 585-COP-LURE!! ( 1-585-267-5873 )

Also be sure to visit our forum at TheComicsForum – Two True Freaks Forum where you can tell us just exactly how SICK & WRONG you think we are!

Feedback for this show may be sent to twotruefreaks@gmail.com

And visit our MySpace Account

Come to our YouTube site and see some of our favorite movies!

Follow Scott on Twitter!

Two True Freaks is a production of Dufaux DiManzo – 2009 DiManzicorp-Shortsleeve Ltd.