Ultimate Facepalm 147: Rage of Ultron review, Netflix Daredevil and Robble Robble!

It’s ANOTHER episode!

Very much enjoyable show to do with a ridiculous case of the giggles halfway through (purely brought on by our own stupidity)

Let’s get to it!

 

Patreon love to our Patrons and other stuff coming their way!

G at Oz Comic Con

C Bomb catching up on all the shows!

 

UFP Crew Questions!

Ant Man Trailer

Michelle MacLaren leaves Wonder Woman/DC/WB

Netflix Daredevil

UFP News and the return of a VERY funny UFP OF THE WEEK!!!

 

NERD NEWS!!!!

 

Olivia Munn to play Psylocke in X Men Age of Apocalypse

Fox TV remaking the Rocky Horror Picture Show

New Spider Man in Civil War will be 15 – 16 years old

Terminator Genisys trailer

Game of Thrones Season 5 leak

Comic Reviews

  • Rage of Ultron
  • Savior #1

 

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Ultimate Facepalm 146: Ash Vs The Evil Dead, no one really wants to play a gay orc dating sim and the Great Gazoo is one to the original Green Lantern Corps!

Hi Peeps!

Here’s the latest and *a-hem!* “greatest!

G’s hand is almost 100% and will be at Oz Comic Con (mostly likely)

Smart casual David Lee Roth on Ellen (?)

We will be answering some of the UFP Crew Questions on UFPTV!

We answer, wrap on the UFP Crew questions!

Nerd News!

Star Trek and Green Lantern cross over

Banjo Kazooie Movie rumor from WonderCon

Earthbound Sold Out on Club Nintendo

Who want’s to play a gay orc dating sim? The answer is, NO ONE!!!!!

Batman V Superman teaser trailer MIGHT happen!

 

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Ultimate Facepalm 145: Wrestlemania Wrap, Inu Yashiki review, The Fresh Prince of Bell-End and what if Grant Morrison’s Multiversity was found by aliens?

Well better late than never you know…. Eh, whaddya gonna do right?

Here’s what’s what…

What if Grant Morrissons Multiversity was found by aliens?

We address the UFP Crew Questions and talk topics

NERD NEWS!!!!

  • Ryan Reynolds pic as Deadpool
  • Jesse Eisenberg as Lex Luthor
  • Bond teaser trailer for Spectre
  • Constantine TV series to learn its fate shortly
  • Arthur Darvill cast as Rip Hunter
  • Ciara Renee casts as Hawkgirl

COMIC REVIEW

  • Inu Yashiki

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Chrononauts #1 reviews, the return of Tank Girl and Edward Furlong as The Crow: Never Forget

Another week another ep!

Here’s this 7 days run of misgivings…

C Bomb laments his withering face with his age
G Money laments his broken hand
C Bomb laments just about everything else

UFP Crew Talk Topics and Questions

NERD NEWS!!
– Netflix Australia is HERE!
– Casting news for the long in production hell The Crow remake
– The Last of Us Multi player team is coming across to the Uncharted 4 multi player development
– Titan comics announces 21st Century Tank Girl

Comic Review
– Chrononauts #1

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Ultimate Facepalm 143: Powers TV Series and Chappie movie review, Howard the Duck #1, White Power Milk and human wastes of skin triggered by The Joker Variant Batgirl cover

It’s UFP MANIA!!!!!!

We have a TON of stuff going on!

Patreon! Check it out, become a Patron and access the bonus shows and material HERE! https://www.patreon.com/UFP

T Shirts are back in the works! Stay tuned!

New Website! Also coming soon! Stay tuned again!

UFPTV! It’s here! Check it here! https://www.youtube.com/user/UltimateFacepalmUFP

It’s St Patricks Day – Bunnings get your shit together!

UFP Crew Talk Topics and Questions!

Movie Review: Chappie (at one hour and 2 mins)

Nerd News! (at one hour 16 mins)

RIP Terry Pratchett

New Superman and Wonder Woman outfits

The Joker variant cover for Batgirl #21 triggers useless wastes of skin

You can buy the Hulkbuster armour for just over $20k!

Lego Jurassic World…. Big whoop!

Kevin Smith is a fat useless cunt… Oh and he’s doing Mallrats 2

COMIC REVIEWS!!!

Howard the duck #1

Southern Cross #1

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RIP Leonard Nimoy, Capcom and Sega join forces, The Oscars snoozefest and seduced by Doctor Bigfoot attorney at large!

Hello again!

 

We’re back to the old format and I hope you like it because…. Well…. Tough.

 

Check out UFPTV because you have nothing better to do!!!!

 

Check out Feed It Comic’s podcast!

 

We answer the UFP Crew’s Questions and chat about their talk topics!

 

UFP News!

  • Tony Abbott is still a c*nt
  • Rupert Murdoch is not his real name
  • Cops Find Weed In Sour Cream Container Marked ‘Not Weed’
  • Seduced by Doctor Bigfoot Is Your Amazon.com Horror of the Day

NERD NEWS!!!

  • Tom Ellis is Lucifer
  • Ben Hardy to be Angel (?)
  • New Faith No More Song – Superhero
  • Ex Machina trailer
  • Netflix coming to Australia

Comic Book reviews

  • Spider Gwen #1
  • Suiciders #1
  • Silk #1
  • Thor Annual #1
  • Curb Stomp #1

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UFP Page 9: Agent Carter review, the Death of Deadpool, Chris Hardwick is Oprah for nerds and David Spade is Ultron

Ahoy Banditos!

 

Here’s another (at the time of publishing) brand spanking new ep!

 

  • Our Aussie tribute to Super Podcasto Magnifico
  • G Money is fighting a junkie on 3 hours sleep
  • We answer your questions and talk topics!

NERD NEWS!!!!

  • Batman V Superman 2 part split
  • Death of Deadpool

G’s Comics Reviews

  • Ant Man #1
  • Unbeatable Squirrel Girl #1
  • Wolverines #1

 

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UFP Rage 8: Big Hero 6, The Hobbit: The Battle of 5 Armies and Nightcrawler reviews, “Vape” is the 2014 word of the year and is mayonnaise an instrument?

Another ep! Have a listen!

  • We answer your questions and talk topics

G’s Movies reviews!

  • The Hobbit
  • Big Hero 6
  • Nightcrawler
  • The heart emoji and the word “vape” make us sad
  • Madonna, once again, struggles to maintain relevancy
  • New Mexico Woman Tried To Sneak Gun Into Jail In Her Genitals: Cops
  • Paul Feig On Why He Chose To Reboot GHOSTBUSTERS With A Female Cast And More
  • Man Buys PlayStation 4 From Walmart, Says He Got Two Bags Of Rocks
  • Man With Knife In Skull For Hours ‘Wasn’t Aware Of It’

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UFP Page 8: Batman Vs The Hulk, The Evil Within review, Axis Marvel event wrap up and we have a confession, but we’re not Usher

A big big show to kick off the new year! I really enjoyed it so I hope you enjoy it too!

 

  • G is wearing shorts therefore, it is hot. But we live in Perth, so fuck off.
  • True Detective does have a plot and if you think otherwise, you’re a twat
  • Iinet had to get out of the kitchen and turned off all their servers
  • Wanting to look good naked
  • UFP Crew questions and talk topics
  • Ant Man trailer
  • The Evil Within review
  • Warren Ellis co-writing Captain Marvel with Kelly Sue Deconnick
  • Axis event wrap up
  • S.H.I.E.L.D. #1 review

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UFP Rage 7: French police taser a rampaging Kinder chocolate fuelled monkey, showing love for “Mould Wine” and Tony Abbott further proving what utter derp of the highest order he is

Another late drop…..

Whatcha gonna do?

Enjoy!

 

–          “Enjoyable” Christmas dinners with co-workers

–          Best and worst Christmas movies

–          Check out “On the fringe” podcast

–          UFP Crew questions and talk topics

–          Tony Abbott further proves what utter derp of the highest order he is

–          The Interview is a piece of shit movie

–          Injured parrot turns out to be a CHRISTMAS HAT!

–          People showing love for “Mould Wine”

 

–          French Police taser chocolate fuelled monkey

 

 

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UFP Page 7: Sean Penn as Doctor Octopus, Rumble #1 review and Spiderman is a health industry allegory for egg cholesterol

Enough about syphilis, on with the show!

 

  • We’re at fringeworld.com.au! Get YOUR tix for NOW!
  • Sony speculating Tom Hardy as the Sandman and Sean Penn as Doctor Octopus
  • Best films, TV shows, Comics and video games of 2014
  • DC continues being annoying and nonsensical
  • Stuff Australia gets right
  • 6 year old fan made Mega Man game
  • Biggest video games surprises of 2014
  • Rumble #1 review

 

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UFP Rage 6: 21 Jump Street and Men in Black crossover, Tim Burton thinks Beetlejuice 2 is closer than ever, Birdman movie review and What’s the difference between Bono and Santa? Santa gives you things you want!

Another Ep, another dollar….

Not strictly true, but at least you’ll get a dollar’s worth of entertainment here as we rant upon….

  • The cars we would buy for $100,000
  • Hate or Rate: Sons of Anarchy finale, Giant Slip and Slide in Perth, #illridewithyou
  • 21 Jump Street and Men In Black crossover
  • Spiderman in Civil War
  • Tim Burton thinks Beetlejuice 2 is closer than ever!
  • Birdman movie review
  • Take That joke tops Christmas Cracker jokes
  • JK Simmons cast in Kong Skull Island alongside Tom Hiddleston

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UFP Page 6: Bitch Planet #1, Perth Fringe Festival 2015 and Phoenix Wright? Don’t you mean Roger Wright?

Hello Hello again!

Yes, like my cumshot the eps are coming thick and fast!

Let’s wipe that indecorous introduction off us and get on with it where in this episode we muse upon…

  • We’ve got a Perth Fringe Show! Check it here fringeworld.com.au
  • G was upset about his football team, Perth Glory, not doing as well as he’d had hoped.
  • American Horror Story Freakshow Analysis
  • Improvements on Agents of SHIELD
  • Ghostbusters spin off news
  • DC mass comic cancellation
  • Fiona Staples pencilling 3 episodes of Archie
  • Batgirl issue 37 cover explanation
  • Devil May Cry definitive edition
  • Bitch Planet #1 review
  • Stjepan Sejic now drawing Rat Queens
  • G Willow Wilson is now Marvel Exclusive
  • Gerry Duggan is also Marvel Exclusive
  • Phoenix Wright, don’t you mean Roger Wright?

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UFP Rage 5: We try to explain the reason for Terminator Genisys , CM Punk Vs the Green Power Ranger and why you should to Bryan Callen instead of Adam Carolla

Hello hello!

A new style with the show notes because, well… the old ones took too long and only about 2 people read them (Thanks Patrick and Scott!) so on this show we wrap on…

  • Yumi Stynes being an insidiously dumb cunt
  • Al Pacino teases upcoming Marvel role
  • Grumpycat will make more money than all of us and that fact should depress all of us
  • Why you should to Bryan Callen instead of Adam Carolla
  • CM Punk joins the UFC and his appearance on Colt Cabana’s Art of Wrestling podcast
  • We try to explain the reason for Terminator Genisys
  • No Colossus for X Men Apocalypse
  • Lorde at the Porn Awards
  • Mark Wahlberg is STILL a piece of shit!

 

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Ultimate Facepalm Page 5: Suicide Squad casting, Blake Livelys’ sex change to become a woman, Krypton TV series and the end of Naruto

On the road again…. Something something I don’t know when…. And er…. etc.

Look if you’re looking for country and western you’ve come to the wrong place!

 

It’s now Diamond Dallas UFP Page

Bulk Nutrients pre work out is great!

The Men who stare at goats is a very good movie

The comic business is booming at ComicZone!

Ryan Reynolds needs the money to pay for Blake Livelys’ sex change operation

C Bomb is NOT in the mafia

 

 

UFP Crew questions and Talk Topics

  • Other comic books characters we’d be keen to see share some screen time
  • Pat Broderick taking aim – The War On Cosplay
  • Batgirl moonlighting as Beyonce

 

 

Nerd News!

  • Benedict Cumberbach CONFIRMED as Dr Strange
  • Suicide Squad movies casting confirmed
  • Krysten Ritter cast as Jessica Jones
  • Michael Colter cast Luke Cage
  • ‘Krypton’ Series In Works At Syfy From David Goyer & Ian Goldberg
  • Announcements from PSX 2014 The Playtstation Experience
  • Naruto final review
  • Cinemaware release It Came From the Desert™: The Action Game – Extended Cut only for Sega Genesis/ Megadrive

Comic Reviews

  • Hellboy and the BPRD
  • Angela #1
  • Secret Six #1

 

 

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